Name: The Story of Lucy and Jessie
Released: 2017-12-18
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) m.b.a.

Smart as a whip, harvard m.b.a.
2) v.p.

Your new v.p. Has the same name as your ex-girlfriend. She wasn't my girlfriend.
3) schoolmarm

You're like that schoolmarm in the movies
4) latrine

About finding the latrine in the middle of the night.
5) omelet

I made omelet this morning, so I'm all out.
6) stepfather

Your stepfather's just misplaced a few things,
7) coworker

These people are my coworker. Were your coworker. Bradley fired you. Remember?
8) rhinoceros

(gasps) zachary, is that a rhinoceros?
9) gunshot

If you hear a gunshot, tell my four kids I love them.
10) gazelle

Emma drew a gazelle. Isn't she pretty?
11) vulture

Yeah, well, I have a feeling most of these vulture
12) orson

(strained voice) orson! Orson!
13) barth

Besides, I haven't been to st. Barths
14) shrug

Fourth shrug. I'm out.
15) lila

Daughter of lila and david."
16) birthstone

What's your birthstone?" (laughs) well, thank you, greatest friend,
17) insanity

Why this insanity is still going on.
18) metaphor

To no longer speaking in metaphor.

1) obligate

I'm not obligate to answer. It's the law. Right, right.
2) depress

Crying depress her...
3) frown

(swallows) it's frown upon.
4) despise

Also, gabrielle despise any event...
5) cater

We have certain accounts that cater to a specific demographic.
6) beg

There she is. Now please, I'm beg you...
7) scare

Oh! God, dave! (laughs) you scare me.
8) misplace

To crack this case. Well, we don't know that for sure. I could have misplace it.
9) toast

So what are we toast to?
10) terminate

He just kept telling me he loves her. Who was terminate.
11) knock

But, you know, when opportunity knock,
12) steal

When you stole that tape recorder,
13) dare

How dare you!
14) argue

Argued with miss jessie like you did, and she's gone.
15) curve

Yeah, just follow the road as it curve.
16) suppose

They're suppose to be making clay vases.
17) invite

Well, they invite me over for coffee.
18) shoot

After 35, they take you out back and they shoot you in the face.

1) awfully

Oh. I don't know, but it's awfully cute.
2) dangerously

That is not true, and I think we are dangerously close
3) infinitely

Or are we talking the infinitely superior French variety?
4) luckily

Luckily, at this funeral, that would not be a problem.
5) sadly

Well, sadly,
6) sometime

So... You think you might wanna do this again sometime?
7) privately

Was something we could solve privately,
8) aside

Aside from the occasional parade,
9) besides

Besides, katherine was never
10) somewhere

I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere.
11) obviously

What do you mean? Well, she's obviously stopped counting calories
12) definitely

Though I would definitely appreciate the...
13) unfortunately

Unfortunately, she was in an accident..
14) possibly

Now how can you possibly understand that?
15) absolutely

You're absolutely right.
16) previously

Previously on...
17) exactly

Wondering exactly how old she would've been,
18) alone

Because I'm so afraid of being alone.

1) famished

Oh, and I'm famished!
2) flattered

Oh, honey, I'm flattered, but i only did that to help susan out.
3) impulsive

An impulsive act of revenge.
4) affectionate

I'm sure she's just affectionate.
5) macho

To spoil all your macho fun. Well, see, now that's where you're wrong.
6) meaningless

This meaningless chicken scratch adorable.
7) relieved

Please. I'm sure you're relieved
8) awkward

How do you do? I know it's an awkward time,
9) jealous

And I need lucy's help. Please don't be jealous.
10) adorable

Something adorable to put on their desks
11) sleek

And you saw a sleek gazelle
12) tragic

Now we can focus on the sorrow of this tragic day.
13) racist

I keep telling her how racist it is.
14) skinny

Your type is skinny model. Okay, so you're not gonna see her on a runway.
15) harsh

Gaby! Aren't you being a little harsh?
16) insane

Which is insane, 'cause he lives right across the street.
17) relaxed

He's so much happier, so much more relaxed.
18) shallow

You think I'm that shallow, that all I go by is looks?

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