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00:22:34
Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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to share your jewishness with me
Name of brookland. You know him?
talkin' about in his ding dang ol' fingernail,
In the throes of, uh...
I was thinkin' of picking up a menorah so we can celebrate hanukkah
but that odometer's done rolled over.
Have you been a chauffeur all your life, kasner?
Another mink coat for Hank.
Did they carry suitcase in his family
Your eyes respond to light, the retina is in place
I think we should give him a round of applause
I didn't fight off a bunker full of horny privates to let you cop a feel.
We'll be right bac k after these messages.
with the cranberries together, mush them around.
Mister, it's certainly been a long, hot night.
but it's a really nice gesture.
here we got a billboard. They want us to buy some filing cabinets--
"movie comics from buster keaton
Unless, of course, you poke yourself, in which case
I wouldn't, myself, never join a religion that restrict my diet.
I can't believe you drag me to a medical doctor for that.
(woman on stereo) ? Mistletoe hung where you can see ?
come on, Hank. Your mom's flight arrive in half an hour.
Hank, I recognize this from your baby pictures.
No, mom, gary taught me this.
If I catch you talkin' like that again, i'll kick your ass.
that they actually lose their sight.
A hero? No. No, no. I spent most of korea
It's not hard to figure out what happen.
Mom, you're not dress.
Yeah, I guess so. But your skin is a little tighter.
and he eat all the damn steak he wants.
for no meat, and they serve us meat.
Well, it seem the other eye compensates by shutting itself down.
And it's not such a bad thing, I'm begin to think.
Well, I've never hear your mother so happy.
and he's nowhere to be found.
but obviously it's something psychological with you.
I'm not gonna be blind forever, you know.
Mister, it's certainly been a long, hot night.
in a submarine, deep in the pacific.
You said, "you, I like," instead of, "i like you."
your mother told you almost a year ago that she had a boyfriend.
Hank, I'll wai t outside for you.
that they actually lose their sight.
Don't be silly. You'll be much more comfortable inside.
As soon as I'm out of sight, he makes her do the laundry.
Enough, enough. I do I t because I love your mom.
with the cranberries together, mush them around.
So please don't talk to me about anything else right now.
your mother told you almost a year ago that she had a boyfriend.
this is the best christmas ever.
at least do it for yourself.
an 8th grade like this comes along once in a decade.
an 8th grade like this comes along once in a decade.
I'm not flattered that it made you go blind,
You will get a sentimental feeling?
Dang ol' p.o.w. Camp about putting dang bamboo shoots
(bobby) so moist, this turkey is.
you're uncomfortable with the thought
Of course, now the doctors call it "enlarged."
She's very fond of you, too.
Shut up! You're drivin' me insane.
You flush, and where does it go?
like, say, a brutal murder, that sort of thing,
It's some kind of delicious cutlet.
It's 'cause the cow is sacred to his people.
Hank, aren't you excited to see your mother?
and he eats all the damn steak he wants.
This is weird. It sounds like the dryer's on,
I just find that odd.
I've gone blind!