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00:22:34
Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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Where's didi?
You wanna frisk me, cagney?
whoo-hoo-hoo!
Uh, we need some chaperone s for bobby's class trip.
doctor miyoshi's stethoscope as a war trophy.
and put them on display in the emperor's pagoda!
aw, that draft dodger! He can't do that!
what a beautiful prosthetic!
I'm goin' down to the drugstore to pick up my shin salve.
Dominoes. Chutes and ladders.
usually contracted from rodent droppings.
That is retired capt. Barissimo de fino.
with a 2-foot strand of dental floss I kept in my boot.
The mexicans have diplomat. They'll pull some strings,
This is an outrage!
[hospital chatter on p.a. System]
and then go in the bac k and watch t.v.
You got any of them little goldfish cracker?
Hank, I gutt a man, he whined less than you.
So, I gue s you're here
Hank, I gutted a man, he whine less than you.
you'd have drown yourself 2 days after you was born!
I admire the speed with which you dispatched the insubordinate.
jeez, dad, you almost dent the cooler!
Yeah, I know it's expire.
ah, well, that was beautiful! That was just inspire!
while the general and his men feast on a lunch of roasted chicken.
One perfectly forge driver's license.
Uh, Hank, that remind me.
I admire the speed with which you dispatch the insubordinate.
I stole your fake leg.
where we defeat texas.
You can rest assure, I am with you all the way.
Well, we had another fight . I threw her out.
good, 'cause, they all been smoke.
the illinois volunteer infantry capture the artificial leg
Find someplace else to stand, fatty!
practically pull the dang trigger for him.
One perfectly forged driver's license.
Unfortunately, santa anna's leg
Just keep him here forever?
America is finally returning the leg to mexico.
jeez, dad, you almost dented the cooler!
Actually, cotton, the leg is coming through arlen.
11 years later, and we are hungry.
boy, that car' s goin' fast!
usually contracted from rodent droppings.
With anyone else but me ?
4 dang ol' years ago,
I ever had to do, I tell you what.
And that's why it's always important
Wow! I've never seen anyon e Miss every single letter.
What? Look at it again!
Cotton said my bottom was too small.
to win the 2nd world war
In the most severe cases of senile dementia,
Yeah, man, that looks like dang ol'-- better hit the dirt, man!
We are very dissatisfied customers.
Aren't you the cutest little helpless thing?
while the general and his men feasted on a lunch of roasted chicken.
on a crowded highway in the summertime.
delightful!
Daddy can't go. He's taking me bump bowling.
Oh, Peggy, come on . That was awful.
I stole your fake leg.
Sir, I will hold your artificial leg while you eat chicken.
That is retired capt. Barissimo de fino.
The d.m.v. Changed the damn chart on me, that's what they did.
Sad, very sad.
Well, it was one of the tough things
as in "stupid dummy." That's you! Tell him, Hank!
a little-known episode of mexican-american history.