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00:21:02
Ben Rappaport, Anisha Nagarajan, Diedrich Bader
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I'm putting them between my undershirt and my overshirt.
And when a teacher sits on a whoopee cushion
Why are you in your underpants?
Now be gone, urchin, or I'll bake you into a pie!
Oh! Your mom ever date a locksmith?
she does stretch a sari to its limits.
Sweat is essentially urine of the pore.
and Prakash adds scotch to his chai,
the waiter don't have second jobs.
Don't you have bedtime or pockets to pick?
and Prakash adds scotch to his chai,
You mean Inception?
It's like your game "rock, paper, scissors,"
All right, this duct is the junction
with a burning fuse on it?
and her vocal chord got paralyzed.
who ever heard of an angry mob wielding paper?
That's a me soda.
Everybody pelt each other with color
as you stumble through it on the phone.
I pretend to notice a bottle washed ashore.
If I cancel on her now, she'll be crush.
When grandma scream
You sweat, and then you wipe!
If we blink on the computers before they blink on the a/c,
Ugh, finally. Yeah, our computers froze.
You deserve a special proposal.
where paper miraculously defeat rock.
- Why madhuri? - She blend right in.
and a kid laugh, we're there.
and Gopal is cheat on his wife, the pig!
I am suppose to be in my suit
I pretend to notice a bottle wash ashore.
uh, Cameron, where are you guys locate?
It's, uh, as if someone realize
I'm tired of being treat like that.
I pretend to notice a bottle washed ashore.
Precisely why I waited to change into my nice suit.
Sweat is essentially urine of the pores.
I certainly hope no one hits me with color.
Sometimes they just, you know...
Ugh, finally. Yeah, our computers froze.
All right, you're almost there.
"X" is for a treasure that actually exists.
And the note inside says, "will you marry me?"
My mom went through boyfriends pretty fast.
Isn't treasure usually marked with an "x"?
who ever heard of an angry mob wielding paper?
Well, at least I don't walk around with my fly wide open.
Now she will never see my proposal coming.
You know what, I'm not having this conversation again.
Sir, if you are not too lethargic on the heat,
Well, at least I don't walk around with my fly wide open.
No. The flowers, the band, down on one knee...
This is too hot, sanjeev. I mean, this is ridiculous.
and you're a little uptight,
This is too hot, sanjeev. I mean, this is ridiculous.
and then we are going to a restaurant so fancy
Todd, the computers are frozen.
I did. She will be most surprised.
except my workers have incredible skills.
And it just got weird.
Hey, I mean, you gotta be careful with these guys.
When the going gets tough,
Why, is everything okay?
Well, minus the ethnic diversity.
I'm sorry, but that's fantastic.
That's vintage rajiv.
I'm the manager down at mid America novelties.
It's an amateur gynecologist kit.
Bottom line is it's a big celebration.
- That's very creative. - Thank you.