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00:21:10
Ben Rappaport, Anisha Nagarajan, Diedrich Bader
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He's a bellhop at one of the finest resorts in the area.
I'm guessing minimizer, flat-panel front.
The fingernail guy. - No, no, no.
- Oh, he's got the longest mustache in the world.
- I'm just saying, I think he'd be perfect for koala airlines.
Bikinis, cheekies, garter,
"Gift certificates for the top salesman."
Is that some filthy American slang?
- Relax. It's a staple gun.
What can I do for you, good madam?
and not wear a robe, so I know what works...
you sick bastard.
bro, ho... homey.
Is there, like, a riot or something?
- Why would you buy night-vision goggles?
- Well, the German tourist offered me 5,000 rupee
You know, I wear compression shorts to hold in my gut.
- You want a snack? Take it in the break room.
and I just splurge on night-vision goggles.
I'm sorry if I frustrate you.
Not before I invent the helicopter.
It undermine my authority.
I just insult you and pulled down my pants.
- This man has stolen my identity
That money is for people who are struggling to get by.
- It's the first thing I ever shot.
What if I lie? - But I already spent it.
Oh, God, it burn.
I just insulted you and pull down my pants.
Everybody lose, especially the janitor.
What if I lied? - But I already spent it.
I'm straight, but it happen.
dress as a tiffin delivery boy.
You ate the pepper, which made you famous,
- Hey, why are you wear a suit, Charlie?
Do you mind if I fix you a little?
I'm, doing a job I did 20 years ago, going backwards.
I read somewhere that most men go through like
You're obviously not a tiffin delivery man.
Vimi is gonna remember this forever.
and deliver twice as many of these tiffins.
- Well, you've certainly prepared for our meeting.
I was tryin' too hard or something You shouldn't be drinking alone in your birthday.
- You know, Gupta, sometimes I think
They've finally made white guilt
Everybody loses, especially the janitor.
- You have to actually make me employee of the month.
It's kind of...
- Not sad enough.
looking up at the stars, planning our lives together.
He's not stalking someone else, is he?
I'm, doing a job I did 20 years ago, going backwards.
who ever gets sent to a foreign country
People always remember traumatic events.
You want me to hire someone who's infatuated with me?
"Silky and sultry lingerie."
I know it's insulting,
- Two new goats, Rakesh? Business must be booming.
I just need to make it sound really sad and pathetic.
People always remember traumatic events.
but we've had some fraudulent applications in the past.
I think you're just depressed because it's your birthday.
good-luck charms and stuffed animals.
and fold the occasional towel.
That's totally inappropriate.
I'll make up a fake business.
- This is brilliant.
with the most spectacular bone-a-thon of all time.
I just need to make it sound really sad and pathetic.
you can still do something romantic.
- Oh, it's okay.
accessible to the whole world.