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01:10:01
Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner
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The tent is now in the Cotswolds and will remain there for the duration of the series. To determine whether the past, present, or future of motoring is best, the presenters visit Switzerland with Clarkson in a petrol powered Lamborghini Aventador S representing the past, May in a hybrid powered Honda NSX representing the present, and Hammond in an all-electric Rimac Concept One representing the future. After starting at the top of the Gotthard Pass, Hammond brings the trio to a stay at the Park Weggis health retreat and visit the Swiss Museum of Transport and other museums in Lucerne close to a charging station for the Rimac car. May and Clarkson reject this and go to a hill climbing race at Hemberg instead. As Clarkson cannot fit into the Aventador whilst wearing a mandatory racing helmet, Clarkson sends a Lamborghini test driver in his place, thus setting the fastest time of all three. Hammond crashes after completing the course, destroying the Rimac in a fire. Footage taken from YouTube shows the wreckage being extinguished and Hammond being airlifted by the Swiss Air-Rescue (REGA) to hospital. The presenters discuss some inapropriate new features within cars on Conversation Street. Celebrity Brain Crash is replaced by Celebrity Face Off, in which Ricky Wilson beats David Hasselhoff to determine who the "fastest former talent show host" is.
because this car has no electrical gubbin,
Bollocks!
Wow. Can't stand his resolute chirpiness
It's roadwork, I think.
With an astonishing time on the scoresheet,
And it's for the lateness of the arrival of this series.
An all-electric supercar from Croatia.
It was only when you turned the squirter on that it...
"I can't be arsed to ring the doorbell" cards through the letterbox.
eight bank accounts with overdraft and loans
Would you like a glass of water, James, and some kale?
And the magic and helpfulness, if you like, of electricity.
And then after a short drive through suburbia,
The mullet, the dry ice, the Lamborghini.
If you're one of those sort of slightly fat jogger type people,
They said, "How do you know it had a sunroof?" "Cos I went over the sunroof."
rather than have a paramedic cut them off in a field?
so I could enjoy this supercar extravaganza you've brought me on.
and in the montage, and in Switzerland, looking...
have got exhaust systems that sort of make a racket
Well, the gearbox is dim-witted, the steering's odd,
It was a gigantic arse with a brown...
Ungrateful sod!
Happy piling the motorway miles on your precious cars, are we? Good.
♪ And the morals that they worship will be gone ♪
on the verge of a massive coronary.
No, I don't like to make a fuss. Let's talk about cars.
And once Hammond had plugged his lady shaver
I, meanwhile, had extricate myself
What fascinate me about this is they had a choice.
You're mocking the afflict.
With breakfast demolish, it was time to go hill climbing.
I'm starving already. I think it's cos I only had air for breakfast.
Coming up next, we moan about the price of things
"I can't be arse to ring the doorbell" cards through the letterbox.
You can only hear it... Basically, your neighbours are annoy by it but not you.
A tiny bit of left hand and just creep forward so I can see.
and as he did that, he'd got his shirt not tuck in.
Who steer your eyes? Why did you look there?
James and I sack Hammond as team leader
Um, who'd lent it. We needed it for filming.
Even when I'm accelerating hard.
I just realise that now.
Thrust mode!
It's funny, isn't it? I'm shout but I don't need to.
I know what you mean. Our bodies are equip with
And I borrow a pickup truck from this quite large gentleman.
Bec... Oh, I can't be bother.
When we left the action, Jeremy had torn the tyre
because he had his identity stolen.
- This pneumonia of yours that you suffer from. - Yes? Yes.
"Sadly, Jeremy Clarkson has been admit to a luxury yacht..."
He bent over to pick something up,
because some Saudi Arabians destroy the World Trade Center.
was getting in it, cos I really struggle.
It's actually shut.
- Fi... What? Bursting into-- - Yeah. Spontaneously bursting into flames.
Yes. All neatly done and there we are.
because it's achieved so silently.
You're supposedly the motorsport expert, you always say.
Sadly, however, things took a turn for the worse
Balancing it through there nicely.
why you decided to put our tent precisely here.
should be legally required to place a hat on the parcel shelf.
"I can't come home. I've literally got pneumonia."
I, meanwhile, had extricated myself
It was pneumonia, for crying out loud!
Yeah, that sort of thing. And yet, you somehow managed to catch pneumonia...
You did virtually stop, that is true. You did actually come to a halt.
I found it perfectly my size, Jaguar Land Rover.
You know, I um... I'm basically an actor.
take them somewhere and enjoy them.
And that, obviously, will be driven by somebody crisp and contemporary.
Yes. I looked into it. Apparently, they say it's because
It's yours. Definitely yours.
Mm, apart from the leather, if you go for that, which is Bulgarian.
Eventually, we stopped arguing and set off...
Yeah, if you go smooth and keep the car on balance, but it's hard to do.
nothing else could possibly go wrong.
I did, actually. That is absolutely true.
The people were extremely nice.
That's very good. Very good indeed.
James and I arrived at what's almost certainly
So serious that they make nearly every bit of this car themselves.
No unconvincing deaths.
This is one helluva track, this.
James, I've dialled up my regenerative braking with the throttle,
Prepare to deploy smug face at Richard Hammond.
- ♪ With our children at our feet ♪ - Oh, my giddy aunt!
Why is it inconvenient?
- Oh, I am victorious. - No, wait! Wait a minute.
with the world's most incompetent TV host, James May,
with our irritating tour guide leading the way.
These were all futuristic things.
The engine was in the back and it was described as "unsafe at any speed".
It was a gigantic arse with a brown...
They have a peculiar thing, the Panda.
Everybody wrote to us and said, "That's rubbish. Stop doing it."
Formula One is irrelevant.
There's nothing wrong with the fuel gauge. What a ridiculous thing to say!
And I don't think you did actually lift, which is brave.
Well, the gearbox is dim-witted, the steering's odd,
We were keen to get cracking,
They make a tremendous racket but you don't hear it inside the Jag.
If I had a long enough aerial, could I connect to the wires and power this?
- We call it an enormous car. - Yeah.
on the sun-kissed Mediterranean isle of Majorca.
a really remarkable-looking futuristic car on the back of a truck.
- I love Bulgarian leather. - It's my favourite.
It's rather fabulous because as you can see, it's really quite narrow, all of it,
Tonight we are comparing the superb
- I'm a little nervous now. - It looked all right.