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01:04:40
Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner
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The presenters discuss some new supercars and how handbrake turns impress women within the Conversation Street Segment. Hammond tests the Lamborghini Huracán Performante at the Eboladrome beating May's Ferrari 458 Speciale in a drag race before Eaton takes it round the track setting a fast time. May and Hammond then look at ingenious ways of filling up with fuel instead of stopping at a fuel station. Anthony Joshua becomes "the fastest man who makes a living out of punching or strangling someone" beating Bill Goldberg, with both previously owning cars from General Motors. Clarkson then talks about the Rivalry in rallying between Audi with the Quattro and Lancia with the 037. They conclude with a "terrible disappointment" that Lancia is no longer around.
Ready for disembarkation. Now, this is a bit tricky.
If the US Navy is going to call its plane a Growler,
and simultaneously a motorcyclist came by
...and as agile as a water boatman. I mean, that was...
And falconry's really big in the Middle East.
- Ah, look at that! - JEREMY: You can feel the oestrogen, can't you?
when it's some punter's car, and when they provide the car, they win.
it's currently my favourite supercar of the moment.
Anyway, it is now time for us to plant some daffodil of opinion
Honestly, it is dainty as a dandelion seed caught in a summer breeze...
And there's that diarrhoea-coloured Audi as well, isn't there?
Just a shame there isn't some local motorist
and the buddy in the backseat proceeds to open the door
er... for using the vapour trail from the back of their fighter jet
Already the heady fumes of success are filling my nostrils.
So, Lancia, with its salt and its tyre-changing antics,
It's Audi sadness, Lancia joy.
two-wheel-drive, a power-boating playboy at their helm,
The make-up girl was saying she's never seen a head with more scar on it.
Basically, you have moving flaps in the front spoiler,
It's very dangerous for spectator and for the drivers with all this ice."
"Hey, you're in a Snatch!"
RICHARD: Clearly, there were also some flaw in this method.
but this is where the fuel pump attendant -
in proving the dominance of the four-wheel-drive Quattro.
It is, it's heartbreaking. And on that terrible disappointment-
Right, that chap's pretty much exhausted his supply.
Superior power and traction
- It's predetermine. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. - (GASPS)
Oh, I know. Audi is now enormous, and Lancia's shrivel up
Now, one of the things that fascinate me about both your disciplines of fighting
Look at that. It's like being refuel by Spider-Man.
And I have to say, what stagger me
JEREMY: Now it gets really slippery when you rejoin the Tarmac.
"That was ridiculous and you frighten me."
...is the way that Lancia has pretty much vanish these days.
No, on the... I reckon, on the basis of Bentley thinking that's a shooting, er, chest,
it's not like we're spoil for choice already.
They then sprinkle this on the difficult corners
- Just say yes. - Yes, I won. I batter him.
and a squad of world-class drivers who were motivate and on it.
I genuinely believed the engine had actually explode.
It's actually chop-up carbon fibre bonded in a resin.
they've shave 40kg off the weight of the car.
A dashboard dominate by this enormous and very well used ashtray.
But the point is, what it does, it override the ABS,
The car is also equip with something called Aerodinamica Lamborghini Attiva,
Lady fish: "I'm not bother. I'm not bother."
and dispatch a man to Paris to a meeting of the sport's governing body
It's my bad, really. Oh, now they've all come undo!
But nobody could have predict how many they were going to pick up.
Walter Rohrl refuse to go.
Now, we have always argue that women, whatever they say,
are impressed when a man performs a perfectly execute handbrake turn.
- (LAUGHTER) - Come on. Yeah, admit it.
and flipped over the door and bent it backwards, and so...
Which meant that if they ran faultlessly, which they did,
but not brilliantly quick on the gravel.
Now, admittedly, we are starting from a very high baseline,
Why haven't you got any European cars, which are vastly superior?
That's good work. It's very neat. It's neatly done.
- It's actually probably quite sensible. - BILL: Amazingly good or bad?
I genuinely believed the engine had actually exploded.
By the time the problem had been solved, the dust, luckily, had all gone.
That's actually very tightly done.
and flipped over the door and bent it backwards, and so...
Looking good. Oh, cutting the corner nicely.
But it's not pretty loud, it's incredibly loud.
And then, afterwards, you take them to another car park
they would literally have a blanket, a bowl and a lead.
Lancia's team boss, meanwhile, well, he was a bit different.
are impressed when a man performs a perfectly executed handbrake turn.
Basically, you have moving flaps in the front spoiler,
Yeah, I think that's just ridiculous, personally. Erm...
- Er... You're obviously the boxist. We do know that. - (LAUGHTER)
Oh, it's definitely mine. Supercar.
It's all been carefully calculated using science... and stuff.
RICHARD: Having successfully opened the filler flap,
It can't possibly pass any, you know, regulations.
You really can't beat a normally-aspirated engine for sheer visceral wailing.
Absolutely adorable, it really is.
- JEREMY: Exactly. - (LAUGHTER)
of course you're never... you're never alone,
I particularly like the material this wing's made from.
But there's more to the Performante than just animalistic howling.
Exuberant through there.
A searing start, and a ferocious howl
goes down by a whopping two tenths of a second,
You really can't beat a normally-aspirated engine for sheer visceral wailing.
And what it claims to be is a very clever aerodynamic system.
Look at him! A hands-on, bearded German doctor of engineering.
And it's here that we've come up with our ingenious solution
- Hammond, if you killed a man, you can't be impatient. - I'm sorry! I-I did it.
so the drivers came up with a cunning alternative.
I've got a range of fuels: unleaded, super unleaded, diesel.
But, you know, I like to tell people it's predetermined, OK.
Rohrl won a staggering 33 of the 58 stages.
Now, there are many unpleasant aspects to modern motoring,
- They're all new supercars. - That's absurd!
The genius of this is we've made the petrol pump attendant mobile,
That must be pretty frustrating if you're a professional racing driver.
Yeah, Blue Planet. Unbelievable, OK?
Absolutely adorable, it really is.
Right, that chap's pretty much exhausted his supply.
That aero now doing its business to make this thing as fast as possible...
Right, now, over the years there have been many titanic battles
Bill, I think you're just being racist, frankly, with your choice of cars here,
No, I'm sorry, this is just ridiculous. Seriously, they're all new supercars?
Don't come here with your bloody sensible, rational views.
And it will, quite simply, make petrol stations obsolete.
That's good work. It's very neat. It's neat done.
Anyway, if those two US aircrew do get fired and are bored,