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00:47:30
Alex Borstein, Rachel Brosnahan, Michael Zegen
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♪ They'll be tryin' out Bevo, tryin' out cubeb ♪
You have some natural rosiness. Just be sure to pick a tone
-Fuck. -MORT SAHL: So we went to this cabdriver,
Yeah. See-see, that's what salesmanship is, Sally.
some kasha varnishkes,
Bring us, uh, a half pastrami on rye
-Conquerors! -Veni, vidi, vici!
Just... attack each other with eyelash curler,
and a half chopped liver on challah,
-and a bit of arugula. -You got it.
♪ When speculator drove the market into New York Bay ♪
Lots of tears and catharsis over that.
Spontaneity works until it doesn't work.
Cheap wine and pretzel and extremely dull boys.
I've got a pretty mean cursive, too.
-In a thermos? -A thermos? No, not a thermos.
♪ I drool over dresses made of lace ♪
I once mixed tequila, absinthe and red wine.
and Zed Lieberman will drone on and on again,
I once mixed tequila, absinthe and red wine.
"Find the man with the rose in his lapel."
Where's the kitchenware department?
Is that a pickle?
♪ Don't be nervous, don't be fluster ♪
And I've dabble in TV a little.
Pretty sure some guy grope me.
♪ They reinvest in America ♪
Yeah. You smudge it.
I'd never puke my favorite color before.
Because we intimidate them or because
♪ I adore being dressed in something frilly ♪
-It offend my sensibilities. -I don't pick the music.
-Midge Maisel, I presume. -You said,
and a half chop liver on challah,
He disappear without a tres.
-Oh, mission accomplish. -Ha, ha.
Someone stole my lunch last week.
This smell funny.
I grab the frying pan, hit him over the head,
Uh, Vivian, Harriet, look what the cat drag in.
Him you laugh at. All right.
You bomb. You took out Antwerp.
I quit.
I'll be damn.
So many stories. I hung out with these young girls,
I'm not even suppose to be up there,
repetitiously, unendingly.
So, so he took us to this place where they fish illegally.
Why doesn't this stupid place have a backstage?
That's literally all it says.
Definitely the funniest of the seven sisters.
-Nope. Fifth. -MARY: Uh, kitchenware's
We were in pitch black forever.
Smooth as silk.
Absolutely nothing is wrong with these people.
"He's extremely Jewish."
-Well, sometimes you get lucky. -Just give me
This-this spotlight is really fucking bright.
they're finally admitting they don't know anything about cars?
Especially Imogene.
Ooh, I get so mad when he comes home late,
-Sad. -And I've got two kids; oldest is almost four.
Super crazy. I'm-I'm a makeup counter girl
We, uh, meeting in the lobby or outside?
and had children of my own. Two, actually.
Punching in was just kind of a real
I think you heard me just fine.
Well, these are gonna be obsolete soon, anyway.
It's good enough for Bob Hope, it's good enough for me.
of three rambunctious kids.
Make sure they're still plump, still personable, still sober.
-Because you're stale? -(laughs)
♪ And Rag-time, shameless music ♪
I feel devastated.
-For what? -Thieves run rampant.
what happens here? It's frightening.
Make sure they're still plump, still personable, still sober.
-(elevator chimes) -♪ Stage door Johnnies aren't raging ♪
♪ She got plenty of rhythm, got plenty of jive ♪
Nothing? They're unconscious. They're lying in state.
in a vain attempt to look like Leslie Caron in Gigi.
♪ Who is similarly inclined ♪
♪ Libertine men and Scarlet women ♪
Cheap wine and pretzels and extremely dull boys.
Mrs. Maisel, you are a very delightful woman,
Well, these are gonna be obsolete soon, anyway.
a stuffed cabbage,
That would have been a dumb thing to put in the ad.
♪ Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground, trouble ♪
Lots of informative shoptalk.
♪ Don't be nervous, don't be flustered ♪
-(laughs) -You're gorgeous, too, Shirl.