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00:46:45
Alex Borstein, Rachel Brosnahan, Michael Zegen
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"What's up with the shiksa Noah married?"
to steal the gefilte fish-- we could be eating that.
I could've done naked cartwheel down the corridor
and, "My God, I'd give up pastrami
-The cat knocked his toupee off! -MIDGE: The cat did him a favor.
I was looking for a catchphrase. That's it.
-What a beautiful mezuzah. -(Astrid laughs)
Vestiges of Joel?
-You ever try a brisket? -A brisket?
Maybe we do need a better motivator for men
manly anecdote.
-Yeah, well, I'm a cockeyed optimist. -Hmm.
For Christmas, a gentile would get a bike
It was an omen. I should have heeded it.
-That moron? No. -ROSE: Abe.
-And a putty knife. -I'll pass.
I know that it's hard having an outsider in your family.
they are politely nodding at you while they drink free booze,
Men only hear men... and bartender.
Could you pass the asparagus?
-(chuckles) -Is that my blouse?
They aren't nun parties, Mama.
-Oh. -He's a big nerd who lucked out and married up.
-Next. -You don't want to be understate?
Well, are you waiting for an engrave invitation?
We know, a couple of misdemeanors, she pled guilty.
It was an omen. I should have heed it.
-It was already poured. -That's why God invent funnels.
This smack of that.
An asshole has to be motivate.
He pinch some girl's ass, she saw.
I kind of nod like this,
may be the thing that I admire the most.
I did not know he was gonna be there. I swear.
She had to sign up for the accelerate conversion package.
It's excellent toast with a little butter,
I inspire him to reach out to his daughter.
-As oppose to...? -People like to hear me talk.
You breathe. It's motivated.
-about being mug in the park. -You never told me any of this.
-The cat knock his toupee off! -MIDGE: The cat did him a favor.
It's bound to be more fun.
was shaking my head a little bit.
Letty dump him days ago.
there's two of us and we're attach.
I fucking quit, Susie.
(woman continues speaking indistinctly on TV)
In case you need it someday.
have you ever thought about doing it professionally?
-We're not leaving. -He's practically on top of us.
♪ I'm strictly a female female ♪
You did everything perfectly, and that yutz left you.
Me, personally, I-I was never great at gift-giving.
It's somewhat more intensive, but it should go smoothly, too.
And apparently whatever he's been saying is very impressive.
-Everything's falling apart. -Hold it.
Twice removed.
it was never being able to truly land Manniford McClaine.
-Oh, you can look extremely dubious. -(laughs)
Doesn't exactly prepare you the same way.
So I corrected them and immediately transferred
Well, you know, a girl standing alone at a party
then sometimes you're gonna have to deal with the personal.
I fucking quit, Susie.
I'm very glad that he's finally found
otherwise, just don't.
Instead it was, "I don't know, he's single, I'm single.
Your German vocabulary's quite impressive, by the way.
Especially when the government's involved.
Gefilte fish.
No, I'm loath to do that.
being perp-walked into the station.
(indistinct chatter, soft music playing)
Well, that bitch Himmler sent me off completely unprepared.
Lovely, understated.
She's been very outspoken since she went to Radcliffe.
Stay vigilant!
and Miss Bedetsky is so overloaded
Whatever's fascist. Fastest!
Very serious, very dubious.
-She's worried about h... -Kids. I know, she's obsessed with it.
Your husband looks thrilled.
Uh, to not be bored or miserable at some old fuck's party.
♪ In the jealous games people play ♪
Cabs were scarce.
It's so disappointing. I really liked the guy.
-if you're so inclined. -(sniffs) Mm.
He's one of the pioneers in cervical cap inseminations.
It was inevitable.
Good. Good. So you're not insane?
Uh, to not be bored or miserable at some old fuck's party.
♪ In the home of a brave ♪