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00:21:29
Seth MacFarlane
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My actual catchphrase at the time was,
But that was Mick, my most loyal barfly!
MAN 2: Hey! How about them pretzel!
so I'm gonna go ahead and lay quarter-inch backer boards.
Pretend you're a barfly by resting your weary rump
Great. I'll get going on the grout work.
Okay, fella, this is Charlotte's place.
Our mozzarella sticks are just fried string cheese!
Barry, toss this Frisbee into her backyard,
where you could trade your child-support check for booze.
Great call on these Speedos, Snot.
Apricot wheat?!
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
coffee and breakfast pork chop for you, Stan.
I still haven't found a gardener.
There are no days off when you're running a dive bar.
to my bisexual uncle's loft
I'll cut off your hands, you thief!
you degenerate scumbag.
I'd love to chat, Franny, but I'm swamp
I really owe you guys.
So, Roger, any plans now that you're retire?
I bounce a check for my girlfriend's abortion?
She's definitely steal from the till.
Toshi settle in the garden city of Kyoto
but got rid of the smell and the hopelessness
Hey, Tosh, county still drag their feet on the permits?
Toby! You've destroy my vision!
Corporate ban Mick.
I'll buy the bar and put it back the way it's suppose to be!
would they have invite me to be the keynote speaker
tend to work the, uh... hardest.
Hey, Mick! You damn drunk, wake up.
accidentally threw your neighbor's New York Times
You shower with my wife!
Being push out of my own bar is worse
from now until I die neatly filed in a bucket.
accidentally threw your neighbor's New York Times
It was incredibly unpopular, but I said it anyway,
But just barely.
and I can legally sell you alcohol again.
Hey, Mick! You damn drunk, wake up.
I want to go somewhere cool but sad.
She's definitely stealing from the till.
You have so much more life to look forward to.
It actually started out as the kind of place
Klaus, why don't you come along?
I can't thank you enough. Can't fix it until you let go, Mick.
Okay. But it's just work, nothing else.
so if you guys ever want to come...
So, once again, it's my word against his!
You'll always have a place to drink here,
STAN: Never gonna catch me!
and I can legally sell you alcohol again.
The seatless toilet bowls?
Yeah, well, all I got is this artisanal microbrew
Nicer, more promiscuous driver.
"Let's get rowdy rowdy!"
You've probably got varicose veins.
you do a pretty brisk business.
It was incredibly unpopular, but I said it anyway,
Aah! This is oxygen, not nitrous!
Sober? That can't be.
Yeah, but isn't that a little disappointing?
And there's never a dull moment
Like, an insane amount of stuff.
to my bisexual uncle's loft
That's actually a pretty lean protein!
and you've established lasting relationships
The mere sight of us must be driving Charlotte crazy.
Mmm! Oh, whoa, everything's delicious!
Hey, Mick! You damn drunk, wake up.