Name: Every Day a Little Death
Released: 2017-12-06
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) semiautomatic

When you're firing a semiautomatic,
2) felon

The Feds towed away my Maserati, my husband is a felon,
3) grandchild

If you say a grandchild, so help me.
4) sideline

Some people spend their time on this planet just sitting on the sideline...
5) handgun

Before I fire a handgun, I go over the basics to make sure I'm ready.
6) anguish

...or the anguish of great loss...
7) sitter

- I would have arranged a sitter. - I have to take Rex to his angiogram.
8) outsider

I'm still the outsider that doesn't get invited to the cool parties,
9) plumber

There's only one plumber I want.
10) grandpa

It's OK. My grandpa left it to me.
11) malt

Single malt?
12) salesman

and I spend my days getting groped by fat tractor salesmen at trade shows.
13) demise

was aware of Martha Huber's demise, with no exceptions.
14) daycare

Unfortunately, the daycare center's full.
15) haute

where I made thousands of dollars a day modeling haute couture.
16) dime

- They're so expensive. - Relax. This didn't cost me a dime.
17) motive

and here I am thinking you have an ulterior motive.
18) misery

Please. Human beings feed on misery.

1) fantasize

As a young woman she fantasize
2) grope

and I spend my days getting grope by fat tractor salesmen at trade shows.
3) contaminate

Make sure no one contaminate my crime scene.
4) starve

Thank God. I'm starving.
5) kidnap

As a child she hoped to be kidnap by a band of pirates.
6) accuse

I absolutely did not do that thing you accuse me of.
7) yell

- What did you talk about? - She yell about my garbage cans.
8) stall

but I'm stall them till I have a chance to read through them myself.
9) sneak

Just kinda snuck up on us.
10) envy

I gotta say, I envy you.
11) shave

No. You're not dying. People just think that because I shave your head.
12) beg

That's why you're going to grovel at her feet and beg forgiveness.
13) abandon

Why? Because you loved her so much? You abandon her, remember?
14) tow

The Feds tow away my Maserati, my husband is a felon,
15) insist

- That's really not necessary. - I insist.
16) owe

You owe me.
17) disappear

I talked to her right before she disappear.
18) surrender

It was surrender to him by a soldier during World War II.

1) blissfully

blissfully unaware.
2) luckily

Luckily for Mrs. Huber, death was far more merciful.
3) accidentally

I accidentally knocked a candle over and the whole... just...
4) lightly

Lynette knew serious illness was not a matter to be treated lightly.
5) firmly

firmly enough that it can't fly away, but not so firmly that you can kill it.
6) kinda

Just kinda snuck up on us.
7) legally

I'm still married to Rex. We're not even legally separated yet.
8) slowly

and then squeeze the trigger slowly.
9) apparently

Apparently there was a struggle.
10) unfortunately

Unfortunately, the daycare center's full.
11) normally

...we end up saying and doing things which we don't normally do.
12) absolutely

I absolutely did not do that thing you accused me of.
13) truly

I would get to kiss a truly beautiful woman.
14) previously

Previously on Desperate Housewives...
15) ahead

Look, all I can tell you is plan ahead next time.
16) exactly

I'm going to find out exactly what happened to her.
17) immediately

please... call me immediately.
18) alone

but the good Lord above has shown me that I'm not alone.

1) pissy

I'd have to get pissy right back and I don't have time to read my magazine.
2) ulterior

and here I am thinking you have an ulterior motive.
3) sordid

Pretending to care, when all they want are the sordid details.
4) steamy

Crispy and burnt on the outside, but nice and steamy on the inside.
5) cranky

And I'm also cranky, like you get when you haven't taken a nap.
6) mundane

Every mundane detail of her life.
7) perky

and you're still the perky cheerleader
8) helpless

- You must feel helpless. - A bit.
9) creepy

- How creepy is Mrs. Huber's sister? - Promises were made.
10) embarrassing

Wouldn't want any embarrassing family secrets getting out.
11) pathetic

like I'm pathetic for even thinking you could love me.
12) relieved

Great, great. She'll be very relieved. Can she get enough for a couple months?
13) awkward

Rex still lives in the house. It would be awkward.
14) unaware

blissfully unaware.
15) unreasonable

No, no, that's unreasonable. What do they expect us to do for money?
16) vicious

It's a vicious cycle. See how that works?
17) frustrating

And that's frustrating 'cause I do want to be the best mommy I can be.
18) shocking

What are the odds? First Mary Alice and then Mrs. Huber? It's shocking.

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