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Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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When you're firing a semiautomatic,
The Feds towed away my Maserati, my husband is a felon,
If you say a grandchild, so help me.
Some people spend their time on this planet just sitting on the sideline...
Before I fire a handgun, I go over the basics to make sure I'm ready.
...or the anguish of great loss...
- I would have arranged a sitter. - I have to take Rex to his angiogram.
I'm still the outsider that doesn't get invited to the cool parties,
There's only one plumber I want.
It's OK. My grandpa left it to me.
Single malt?
and I spend my days getting groped by fat tractor salesmen at trade shows.
was aware of Martha Huber's demise, with no exceptions.
Unfortunately, the daycare center's full.
where I made thousands of dollars a day modeling haute couture.
- They're so expensive. - Relax. This didn't cost me a dime.
and here I am thinking you have an ulterior motive.
Please. Human beings feed on misery.
As a young woman she fantasize
and I spend my days getting grope by fat tractor salesmen at trade shows.
Make sure no one contaminate my crime scene.
Thank God. I'm starving.
As a child she hoped to be kidnap by a band of pirates.
I absolutely did not do that thing you accuse me of.
- What did you talk about? - She yell about my garbage cans.
but I'm stall them till I have a chance to read through them myself.
Just kinda snuck up on us.
I gotta say, I envy you.
No. You're not dying. People just think that because I shave your head.
That's why you're going to grovel at her feet and beg forgiveness.
Why? Because you loved her so much? You abandon her, remember?
The Feds tow away my Maserati, my husband is a felon,
- That's really not necessary. - I insist.
You owe me.
I talked to her right before she disappear.
It was surrender to him by a soldier during World War II.
blissfully unaware.
Luckily for Mrs. Huber, death was far more merciful.
I accidentally knocked a candle over and the whole... just...
Lynette knew serious illness was not a matter to be treated lightly.
firmly enough that it can't fly away, but not so firmly that you can kill it.
Just kinda snuck up on us.
I'm still married to Rex. We're not even legally separated yet.
and then squeeze the trigger slowly.
Apparently there was a struggle.
Unfortunately, the daycare center's full.
...we end up saying and doing things which we don't normally do.
I absolutely did not do that thing you accused me of.
I would get to kiss a truly beautiful woman.
Previously on Desperate Housewives...
Look, all I can tell you is plan ahead next time.
I'm going to find out exactly what happened to her.
please... call me immediately.
but the good Lord above has shown me that I'm not alone.
I'd have to get pissy right back and I don't have time to read my magazine.
and here I am thinking you have an ulterior motive.
Pretending to care, when all they want are the sordid details.
Crispy and burnt on the outside, but nice and steamy on the inside.
And I'm also cranky, like you get when you haven't taken a nap.
Every mundane detail of her life.
and you're still the perky cheerleader
- You must feel helpless. - A bit.
- How creepy is Mrs. Huber's sister? - Promises were made.
Wouldn't want any embarrassing family secrets getting out.
like I'm pathetic for even thinking you could love me.
Great, great. She'll be very relieved. Can she get enough for a couple months?
Rex still lives in the house. It would be awkward.
blissfully unaware.
No, no, that's unreasonable. What do they expect us to do for money?
It's a vicious cycle. See how that works?
And that's frustrating 'cause I do want to be the best mommy I can be.
What are the odds? First Mary Alice and then Mrs. Huber? It's shocking.