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00:43:19
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
1130
[Woman] Oh, gim a break.
- Should we call 911? - It's just a nosebleed. She's fine.
My house is a mess and I've got millions of errand to run.
- Wanna see the bruise? - That's OK. That's OK.
A hundred! That's extortion. There's no way in hell that I'm gonna...
You had Laotian convict sewing casual wear for two cents an hour.
I would've had that hysterectomy 20 years ago.
There's no way I can get another babysitter this late in the day.
About how much time he's spending at that damned pancake restaurant.
You should see the waitress he hires.
Wasn't there a plumber? Your mother said you were in love with a plumber.
The policeman said it was a woman's body. You were lying.
Some kind of a boot camp for juvenile delinquent?
I can forgive that stunt you pulled with the settlement check,
The craftsman who makes these chests keeps a list of customers.
Go brush your teeth. I want 'em to sparkle. Go on.
to fight the indictment instead of taking the plea bargain.
- He has such nice manners. - I know.
And if you misbehave in my house,
- Get away! - I'm so sorry. I was startle.
they'll figure out that they outnumber us and then...
I sympathize, I really do.
- I goof. - [Susan] What happened?
I guess they feel baked goods from Mom undercut the boot-camp experience.
Because he shove me.
The government would have seize the settlement.
- Why would he shove you? - I confront him.
She was all chop up.
- My babysitter cancelled. - Oh, Lynette, I'm so swamp today.
She says she won't come in until you apologize to her.
or she could've simply threaten to spank him.
Parker, I swear I will spank you. Knock it off.
- It was an accident. - Porter, I warn you.
I was standing on it and it bust.
Anyway, I'd knock a couple back and things got heated.
- We don't get spank. - Really?
Next thing, lady upstairs calls the cops.
If you don't go back to this man who allegedly shoved you once in five years,
We're talking about opening another one. That's practically a chain.
Oh, you know me. No depth perception whatsoever.
I'm not saying permanently, just a couple of years.
Nowhere in that brochure did it say we're expected to attend.
Her father was a marine. Afterwards, he gave me three of his medals.
her husband Carlos felt differently.
Mom. Uh... Mike and I aren't... together anymore.
that children ultimately end up parenting their parents.
which is basically nothing.
Whenever you're ready.
I would have given up entirely if it weren't for you and Morty.
Of course, I'm somewhat surprised you don't spank them.
Obviously, we need to talk.
Apparently, you purchased one in August 1992.
But make no mistake, she definitely crossed the line.
Unfortunately for Gabrielle,
You had Laotian convicts sewing casual wear for two cents an hour.
and unsubstantiated gossip is encouraged.
from an impeccable mother like you.
Apparently the hospital was negligent
I'm stunned they even issued me a license.
I know it's years away. She's youthful and vibrant, thank God.
if she moves into my house, even for a couple of years, I'm doomed.
I guess I just made this pretty awkward, huh?
That was risky. I mean, the Feds are watching you right now.
I know it's years away. She's youthful and vibrant, thank God.
I guess they feel baked goods from Mom undercut the boot-camp experience.
And the least you can do is be supportive.
[Sighs] Well, art is subjective.
Finally in on one of your legendary poker parties.
Anyway, I'd knocked a couple back and things got heated.
I'm grateful. I know the sacrifice you're making.
- Porter! What did I tell you? - But I'm hungry.
- That's a horrible thing to say. - I'm sorry.