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00:43:05
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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You want a coffe? I'm gonna go for a coffe.
Tom is such a workhorse and he wanted it so badly.
So guess what? I'm your alibi.
Each new morning in suburbia brings with it
Well, my daughter is planning on giving you her virginity
Bree, a curfew isn't gonna do any good.
Whack!
The next morning she made pancake in the shape of little hearts.
Now I'm laying out $600 a month for doggie medicine. Am I a genius?
Take that racket outside!
That was risky in retrospect. But still he gave me the job.
You are president of the Abstinence Club.
I'm not the only guy in this house that uses that hamper.
Hey, guys. This isn't a hockey rink. Can you take it outside?
The intruder was shot in the stomach. Where was Mike's wound?
I'm adorable crazy. And he's rampage crazy.
till after, um, bedtime, and so we decided to pop in and visit the new V.P.
Oh, is, um, Lisa your friend with the pierced navel?
Mike Delfino: Convicted 1987.
That we found his condom and that he is forbid from... You know.
- Men's boxers in the clothes hamper. - Don't write that down.
We persuade ourselves we can live with our sins...
it was always a shock whenever she was confront
We whisper them in the dark, telling ourselves we're happy.
Oh, God. You scare me.
And I'm the one that convince him to give it to Tom.
I should know. I've been married four times.
I needed you to see something. They stole it from Mike's garage.
but this other lady... girl, she sort of dump me.
You know, my buddy and I have been mess around for quite a while,
She said you broke up with her because she refuse to have sex.
No, it's not. We are screw.
He's stretch for extra bases. Like he stretch for extra territory,
You should have consult with me.
the day arrive when someone finally decides to tell the truth.
Um, am I suppose to talk into the camera or...
It didn't just magically appear in my laundry basket.
Well, she feels very passionately about you.
He's genetically incapable of being cool.
Tom is such a workhorse and he wanted it so badly.
Look, I'll talk to Danielle and don't worry, I'll let her down gently.
You've been spending a lot of time together lately.
OK. I'm, um, I'm gonna go take a shower. Jail's kinda gross.
Tom, you're barely here half the time as it is.
And besides, it's different with John.
Not exactly. We were seeing each other pretty regularly,
it was always a shock whenever she was confronted
Hey, I got a surprise for you. You wanna go somewhere and talk?
Oh, I just wanted to deliver this personally. I'm having a party.
Seriously, little hearts.
So obviously we need to talk.
Oh, and apparently a killer and a drug dealer.
You're definitely gay.
In fact, Bre believed so strongly in her values,
Don't look so glum. You'll get a hit.
I'm sorry to drop by unannounced. Do you have a moment?
[Scoffs] I'm flattered, but no, thank you.
screwing over unsung utility player, Tom Scavo.
And humiliating and shocking.
- Andrew's still a child. - He's 16. It's not unheard of.
Could we not yell at each other? I'm feeling lousy today.
Don't be cynical. You did something nice. You made your wife happy.
And I will, you little worthless piece of crap.
He's genetically incapable of being cool.
He was embarrassed. He said it was an accident.
Oh, is, um, Lisa your friend with the pierced navel?
Now he's moved back, you're miserable.
That was risky in retrospect. But still he gave me the job.
Oh, for God's sake, this is unbelievable.
I'm adorable crazy. And he's rampage crazy.
...provided she wasn't too convincing.
And humiliating and shocking.