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Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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Why are you being such a pushover?
- All righty. - Give my best to Brandi.
There are breakable in there.
Basically, we both got plastered on eggnog
and we found ourselves standing under the mistletoe,
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I plan to have an embolism and to die young.
Gotcha!
# These vagabond shoes...
- Your divorce left you vulnerable. - Big insight. The postman knows that.
Know how long I can hold a grudge? Abandon my father and you'll be sorry.
A moray eel would seem safe after you.
A moray eel would seem safe after you.
- You didn't tell 'em about... - Your adultery?
The good china, freshly pressed napkin, flowers from the garden.
I don't see the family resemblance.
People fake abduction all the time.
Newsflash: I hated all of that.
But she wanted Carlos to suffer for his betrayal even more.
and now I find out you were just groping people at parties!
I loathe Karl. And the postman will back me up on that, too.
I retract my earlier statement. I no longer love you.
But now Martha Huber was missing. She had vanish without a trace.
# That costs too much to be fre
Basically, we both got plaster on eggnog
We are not moving until you confess you have the hots for our nanny.
In fact, whenever they got together, Mrs. Huber insult her.
But as it stands, the place you occupied in my heart
- I'm a sucker for these Buicks. - Come on, you bastard!
I have an abandon vehicle registered to a missing person, one Martha Huber.
He's only in the house because you insist I care for him.
and the first thing you did was hug him and invited him to a party.
I forgave you because I thought that you were in love with her,
But the truth was it bother Edie that other women didn't sem to like her.
It's a romantic date with a single man. I intend to French the hell out of him.
It's an inflammation of the membrane that surround the heart.
What worries me is you're denying you're attract.
It has an expertly crafted interior,
Yes, Martha Huber could be cruel, offensive and downright mean.
But don't I ever get credit for the 13 loyal years beforehand?
The good china, freshly pressed napkins, flowers from the garden.
- You said you were separated. - We are, emotionally.
Yeah, I thought you were sleeping. I was just going upstairs.
I need someone experienced and preferably unattractive.
Well, actually it's kinda funny.
It's just Martha always said how alike you two were.
Mike, I don't think you've officially met my ex, Karl Mayer.
With their perfectly crafted interior and peaceful Quiet Tuning.
Basically, we both got plastered on eggnog
In fact, whenever they got together, Mrs. Huber insulted her.
I seriously doubt that.
You obviously think you have some insight into my soul,
This is certainly impressive. I can definitely get you work as a model.
That's what I'm talking about, that great back and forth, joking around.
- Your marriage is history, anyway. - Edie...
# But I, I took the swet life
Bre caught a sickening glimpse into her future...
- Big breasts. Really curvy. - What are you doing?
I need someone experienced and preferably unattractive.
I hated Martha. She was a wretched pig of a woman.
The doctor says any undue stress could cause another heart attack.
Can we talk about something less depressing?
We were connected at a primal level.
And Edie was not embarrassed to admit she neded her back.
peaceful Quiet Tuning and ultrasonic rear parking assist.
- How creepy is Mrs. Huber's sister? - [Lynette] I know.
Men are drawn to fertile, young women with whom they can plant their seed.
You're selfish. I am so looking forward to putting you in a nursing home.
The folks at the Justice Department aren't very sympathetic.
until an intriguing discovery was made on a dirt road next to the interstate.
[Faint] And kids with these colds, it's just a vicious cycle.
He doesn't have a cough yet, but he has this post nasal drip thing happening.
No one's ever more suspicious