Name: The Limits of Immortality
Released: 2018-09-03
Cast: Abbi Jacobson, Eric André, Nat Faxon

1) schnoz

No offense, but what the hell's up with your schnoz?
2) spook

the next you're a creepy spook-house.
3) exorcist

It's that creepy exorcist!
4) beak

Is it cultural appropriation if I wear a beak?
5) disrespect

Can you imagine such disrespect?
6) limbo

now we're in this weird limbo place and we don't know what we're doing.
7) immortality

to bring immortality to our lord and ruler, the King of Dreamland.
8) vial

The blood must be distilled in a special vial,
9) distraction

-[people cheering] -Oh, uh, hey, a distraction!
10) villain

Unlike other villain, I shan't be telling you my plan.
11) beep

You expect me to crawl around this overheated hellscape until I hear a beep?
12) assassin

-Summon our stealthiest assassin. -Right here, sir.
13) coward

running like a coward.
14) crusade

But we can mount a crusade to find the vial.
15) repetition

The monotony, the repetition.
16) motive

While I question their evil motive, it is nice to see them happy.
17) sack

I wish it were elixir of death, you fat sack. Oops!
18) ruler

to bring immortality to our lord and ruler, the King of Dreamland.

1) distil

The blood must be distil in a special vial,
2) regurgitate

Would anyone care for regurgitate salmon?
3) obsess

Malfus was obsess with making the Elixir of Life.
4) engrave

Would you like it engrave for a shilling?
5) kidnap

Elfo has been kidnap!
6) caress

[sighs] If only I was caress your warm, soft hand
7) embark

We embark on our quest
8) invent

I seem to have accidentally invent a truth serum,
9) decorate

[griffin] I decorate it myself. With objects that fell into it.
10) behold

Eh, I've beheld better.
11) insist

my lady, and Mertz's mother, who insist on coming.
12) sha

Unlike other villains, I sha't be telling you my plan.
13) melt

[Pendergast] All right, men, we've got ten minutes until our saddles melt.
14) avail

Have you avail yourself of it and been blessed with immortality?
15) curse

Would you care for some lightly curse cookies?
16) elf

You've had elf blood for weeks and what do you got to show for it?
17) forge

The type of love that is forge in adventure
18) freeze

When the king returned, he found everyone frozen in place.

1) profoundly

You know, I'm profoundly lonely, but I think you should leave.
2) smack

Ooh, I love it when people talk smack about their exes. Dish, girl!
3) accidentally

I seem to have accidentally invented a truth serum,
4) instantly

and the residents were instantly turned to stone.
5) loose

Hurry, my mom's gag is coming loose!
6) forever

It falls forever, I guess.
7) properly

Malfus, how do you know we'll use the vial properly?
8) indeed

Indeed.
9) exactly

I know exactly what we're doing. We're shopping for turnips.
10) perhaps

Then perhaps you need a new book.
11) instead

instead of this cold, stone foot.
12) actually

Actually, it belonged to my no-good ex-husband, Malfus.
13) along

Let's clap along.
14) far

He took himself far away from society
15) else

When life is endless, so is everything else.
16) ago

No. I traded it years ago to a king with a crown of snakes.
17) ever

Has anyone ever gotten something back?
18) least

But at least we have the elf.

1) unloved

For a shilling I can engrave it with the name of an unloved one.
2) overheated

You expect me to crawl around this overheated hellscape until I hear a beep?
3) cataclysmic

If they get that vial, it will be cataclysmic!
4) expendable

Mortimer the Expendable for nothing. [shrieks]
5) unimaginable

Cremorrah was a kingdom of unimaginable wealth... of snakes.
6) infernal

but not before I got rid of that infernal vial!
7) solemn

Remember the solemn moment we first laid eyes on King Doris.
8) extinct

Why are your people going extinct?
9) thriving

Their thriving snake-based economy was the envy of the known world.
10) awkward

[Elfo] So, I hope our drugged-out kiss isn't making things awkward.
11) jealous

was both jealous and in constant peril.
12) brave

Which of you brave knights will enter first?
13) charming

I once knew a charming and brave maiden.
14) blessed

Have you availed yourself of it and been blessed with immortality?
15) gentle

They call it an edge, but it's really more of a gentle slope!
16) eternal

We pledged our eternal love for each other
17) rid

but not before I got rid of that infernal vial!
18) toxic

Porky and Big Jo have a really toxic relationship.

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