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00:27:21
Abbi Jacobson, Eric André, Nat Faxon
140
No offense, but what the hell's up with your schnoz?
the next you're a creepy spook-house.
It's that creepy exorcist!
Is it cultural appropriation if I wear a beak?
Can you imagine such disrespect?
now we're in this weird limbo place and we don't know what we're doing.
to bring immortality to our lord and ruler, the King of Dreamland.
The blood must be distilled in a special vial,
-[people cheering] -Oh, uh, hey, a distraction!
Unlike other villain, I shan't be telling you my plan.
You expect me to crawl around this overheated hellscape until I hear a beep?
-Summon our stealthiest assassin. -Right here, sir.
running like a coward.
But we can mount a crusade to find the vial.
The monotony, the repetition.
While I question their evil motive, it is nice to see them happy.
I wish it were elixir of death, you fat sack. Oops!
to bring immortality to our lord and ruler, the King of Dreamland.
The blood must be distil in a special vial,
Would anyone care for regurgitate salmon?
Malfus was obsess with making the Elixir of Life.
Would you like it engrave for a shilling?
Elfo has been kidnap!
[sighs] If only I was caress your warm, soft hand
We embark on our quest
I seem to have accidentally invent a truth serum,
[griffin] I decorate it myself. With objects that fell into it.
Eh, I've beheld better.
my lady, and Mertz's mother, who insist on coming.
Unlike other villains, I sha't be telling you my plan.
[Pendergast] All right, men, we've got ten minutes until our saddles melt.
Have you avail yourself of it and been blessed with immortality?
Would you care for some lightly curse cookies?
You've had elf blood for weeks and what do you got to show for it?
The type of love that is forge in adventure
When the king returned, he found everyone frozen in place.
You know, I'm profoundly lonely, but I think you should leave.
Ooh, I love it when people talk smack about their exes. Dish, girl!
I seem to have accidentally invented a truth serum,
and the residents were instantly turned to stone.
Hurry, my mom's gag is coming loose!
It falls forever, I guess.
Malfus, how do you know we'll use the vial properly?
Indeed.
I know exactly what we're doing. We're shopping for turnips.
Then perhaps you need a new book.
instead of this cold, stone foot.
Actually, it belonged to my no-good ex-husband, Malfus.
Let's clap along.
He took himself far away from society
When life is endless, so is everything else.
No. I traded it years ago to a king with a crown of snakes.
Has anyone ever gotten something back?
But at least we have the elf.
For a shilling I can engrave it with the name of an unloved one.
You expect me to crawl around this overheated hellscape until I hear a beep?
If they get that vial, it will be cataclysmic!
Mortimer the Expendable for nothing. [shrieks]
Cremorrah was a kingdom of unimaginable wealth... of snakes.
but not before I got rid of that infernal vial!
Remember the solemn moment we first laid eyes on King Doris.
Why are your people going extinct?
Their thriving snake-based economy was the envy of the known world.
[Elfo] So, I hope our drugged-out kiss isn't making things awkward.
was both jealous and in constant peril.
Which of you brave knights will enter first?
I once knew a charming and brave maiden.
Have you availed yourself of it and been blessed with immortality?
They call it an edge, but it's really more of a gentle slope!
We pledged our eternal love for each other
but not before I got rid of that infernal vial!
Porky and Big Jo have a really toxic relationship.