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Abbi Jacobson, Eric André, Nat Faxon
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Mention my buckteeth again
I told you strumpet to stay off me block. Oh, Your Highness.
You're a screwup, too. What about that tax on yelling that you had?
I misspoke, Bean. You know how I said you were a failure and a quitter?
Maybe he is a leprechaun. He's dancing a jig.
That's an executioner joke.
But my one solace is knowing I can return to my beautiful candy home.
Blood poncho! Get your blood poncho!
that turned you from a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate
I'm a midwife. Excuse me for a moment.
Putting in the pellet, pouring in the vinegar.
Then you must love peppermint swirlies und chocolate logs und sugarplums.
For outstanding bravery, foresight and wisdom,
is that whole flying broom thing just an old wives' tale?
[Bean grunts] Caramel strips?
More pow-pow on the bum-bum, please.
Oh, we're more meat eater now.
We've got this pot of stew here, and we can always add another cat. Mmm.
I've captured the witch who abduct those people in the woods,
after the witch imprison you for so many years.
And then the witch kidnap you?
Amused by your wittle twousers.
No! I beg you!
Sorry. I'm done threaten you.
I was thinking roast.
where this demented squirrel stole his shoe.
Blasphemer! How dare you bring logic into God's house?
God, what did they marinate you in, man? It smell out of this world.
You screw up as a princess. You screw up as a nun.
-What are we pray for now? -Oh, for...
Don't give away the game. When Germans laugh, people get nervous.
[Hansel] Nein, she adopt us und gave us candy, but not enough.
Gretel, no! We were suppose to grow old together and eat a family.
Bean, you're a natural. And I've seen you torture.
Man, I can't believe Dad kick us out.
[yells] Jeez, it burn! This is all your fault!
You did it. You finally killed someone, intentionally. I am so proud of you.
Don't be modest. You killed these mentally ill siblings fair and square.
Stay sharp, son. It might go foul.
I hereby award myself this medal for the extraordinary parenting
-This ain't about my impulse control. -Or lack thereof, tubby.
then it's basically just human tragedy.
Gotta start somewhere. Elfo, you coming?
-Ah. -Where she was ripped apart
-Oh, yeah. -Don't leave me alone with her!
[Elfo] Bean, don't feel bad. Sometimes being an adult
You did it. You finally killed someone, intentionally. I am so proud of you.
but instead of looking for him, I could just hire you.
Princess Tiabeanie, step forward.
this house has recently been licked by an elf.
Sister Tiabeanie, you're late again!
You know what? This isn't so bad. No, no, no. This is actually good.
Come, the candy inside tastes much better. Less bird droppings.
Move along! You're bad for business.
I can't believe he called you a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate.
where this demented squirrel stole his shoe.
You're a pampered, irresponsible layabout!
You can do it, Bean. Just use the force. Centrifugal force.
This is a goddamn solemn occasion, so shut the hell up, all right?
You're a pampered, irresponsible layabout!
-Okay, uh, chicken. -Fried or roasted?
[Bean] As rewarding as it is to kill people,
Don't be a dummy bear. Elf is dessert meat. It's still cooking.
[exhales] Now it's just me and the wee ones.
-[stammers] All right, fried? -I... [sighs]
and I'll use them to bite out your spinal cord.
Don't be modest. You killed these mentally ill siblings fair and square.
You saved my life and rid me of that awful curse.
Whatever it is, it's delicious.
Mining makes me nervous.
nothing feels better than sparing the life of one innocent person.
It'd be taking precious food out of the mouths of your kids.