Name: Paul Lynde to Block
Released: 2018-12-16
Cast: Laura Dern, Justin Long, Bill Burr

1) flunk

Am I speaking plain English, or did you fucking flunk that, too?
2) caddie

It's The Onion Caddy. It caddie your onions.
3) weep

♪ The orphans weep as the steeple burns ♪
4) drown

Yes! If we played that kind of music, we'd be drown in pussy.
5) staple

to having your nutsack staple to your forehead.
6) discard

with a discard femur.
7) steer

and steer it with his manhood because mayhem turns him on.
8) toss

No, no. You didn't really have any dinner because you toss it all on the floor.
9) entertain

who was the biggest star that ever entertain you?
10) scare

Maureen, you scare me half to--
11) remind

Your songs remind me that my uncle died cleaning his gun.
12) steal

She stole it from me.
13) settle

Tell you what, honey, why don't we all settle down...
14) deserve

This is why men die first. She deserve a break?
15) dig

Chicks dig songs about fun stuff,
16) survive

One survive, and we made it our company mascot.
17) bomb

I met her after my squadron bomb her village.
18) shut

For God's sake, will you two shut up!

1) silently

staring at the tree line, silently whispering, "Here I am, Charlie.
2) someday

Maybe someday.
3) asleep

[Maureen] He fell asleep. He always does.
4) sometime

Love to meet the family sometime.
5) barely

She barely speaks English.
6) definitely

Well, I definitely shot a lot of shit at a tree line.
7) apart

One bad fucking day and she falls apart.
8) forever

♪ The wheel of darkness forever turns ♪
9) alone

You don't want to be alone with me tonight!
10) fucking

Am I speaking plain English, or did you fucking flunk that, too?
11) behind

Hey, leave no man behind.
12) kind

And since you were kind enough to invite us, I'm buying.
13) enough

It's not hot enough for it yet.
14) half

Maureen, you scared me half to--
15) together

I'm dying to go, Sue! We're all dying together.
16) ago

I left to get my wife a pizza an hour ago, but I stopped to drink and smoke.
17) ever

who was the biggest star that ever entertained you?
18) sure

Sure doesn't sound like it.

1) charred

He once flew his burning F-4 with two broken legs and charred hands
2) bionic

"Gentlemen, we have the capability to make the world's first bionic man.
3) spoiled

I've got it good. I'm so selfish and spoiled and--
4) depressing

It's depressing as shit.
5) relaxing

Now the adults can have a relaxing time.
6) dumb

It's not a dumb idea, Vivian. It's a great idea!
7) mere

But the other day, the mere sight of a kitten walking along a fence
8) artistic

Kevin Murphy does not compromise his artistic vision!
9) innocent

♪ Innocent sheep made cold by shears ♪
10) steady

You got what I always wanted: a steady job, family, friends.
11) sacred

Their poop is sacred over there.
12) surprised

You're surprised, aren't you?
13) loving

♪ Remember all the loving and the loss ♪
14) weird

You're so weird.
15) rough

Me and Sue are going through a little rough patch.
16) sad

But your Salad Tosser story is sad, too.
17) emotional

Do you know he hasn't had an emotional connection
18) tough

She acts like she's the only one having a tough time.

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