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Laura Dern, Justin Long, Bill Burr
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Holy frijol, that burns me holey!
But your Salad Tosser story is sad, too.
This sleepy burro will work tomorrow.
♪ The orphans weep as the steeple burns ♪
never knowing what it's like to stir a hot pot of Army rations
Sure. I built a bunch of orphanage in Vietnam.
-ranting and raving like a lunatic? -[glass shatters]
Madame, your chariot awaits.
[Frank] Hey, moron!
-[Frank] Come on, you mutt. -[whimpering]
battle, betrayal, doom, romance, death,
[Vic] Don't lick that toad, Frank!
Their poop is sacred over there.
♪ The orphan weep as the steeple burns ♪
to having your nutsack stapled to your forehead.
That's why we won, sweetheart.
Keep an eye on her, there's all kinds of creep out there!
I met her after my squadron bombed her village.
Am I speaking plain English, or did you fucking flunk that, too?
It's The Onion Caddy. It caddie your onions.
♪ The orphans weep as the steeple burns ♪
Yes! If we played that kind of music, we'd be drown in pussy.
to having your nutsack staple to your forehead.
with a discard femur.
and steer it with his manhood because mayhem turns him on.
No, no. You didn't really have any dinner because you toss it all on the floor.
who was the biggest star that ever entertain you?
Maureen, you scare me half to--
Your songs remind me that my uncle died cleaning his gun.
She stole it from me.
Tell you what, honey, why don't we all settle down...
This is why men die first. She deserve a break?
Chicks dig songs about fun stuff,
One survive, and we made it our company mascot.
I met her after my squadron bomb her village.
For God's sake, will you two shut up!
staring at the tree line, silently whispering, "Here I am, Charlie.
Maybe someday.
[Maureen] He fell asleep. He always does.
Love to meet the family sometime.
She barely speaks English.
Well, I definitely shot a lot of shit at a tree line.
One bad fucking day and she falls apart.
♪ The wheel of darkness forever turns ♪
You don't want to be alone with me tonight!
Am I speaking plain English, or did you fucking flunk that, too?
Hey, leave no man behind.
And since you were kind enough to invite us, I'm buying.
It's not hot enough for it yet.
Maureen, you scared me half to--
I'm dying to go, Sue! We're all dying together.
I left to get my wife a pizza an hour ago, but I stopped to drink and smoke.
who was the biggest star that ever entertained you?
Sure doesn't sound like it.
He once flew his burning F-4 with two broken legs and charred hands
"Gentlemen, we have the capability to make the world's first bionic man.
I've got it good. I'm so selfish and spoiled and--
It's depressing as shit.
Now the adults can have a relaxing time.
It's not a dumb idea, Vivian. It's a great idea!
But the other day, the mere sight of a kitten walking along a fence
Kevin Murphy does not compromise his artistic vision!
♪ Innocent sheep made cold by shears ♪
You got what I always wanted: a steady job, family, friends.
Their poop is sacred over there.
You're surprised, aren't you?
♪ Remember all the loving and the loss ♪
You're so weird.
Me and Sue are going through a little rough patch.
But your Salad Tosser story is sad, too.
Do you know he hasn't had an emotional connection
She acts like she's the only one having a tough time.