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00:21:31
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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She's a biter. [ Chuckling ] I know.
What do you mean, "still"? What do you mean, "scared"? What underpass?
but, oh, it's not eggshell... It's white.
why don't you just hit yourself on the head with a sledgehammer?!
Not talc, not parchment... Eggshell.
Well, speed bump coming up. Hold the leash taut.
I've got a bombshell, mom.
Gil: Hello. Is this Phil dumpster?
Uh... unh-unh-unh-unh! No way.
I thought about saving them for the housekeeper,
I am jammed in the backseat with a hairy Peruvian biter.
but I think he still does exorcism,
Do you think I could get my sneaker back?
The listing at 225 cedar street, it's mine now. You poach my listing?
Okay, first you berate me on the phone,
and you were terrified to go through the underpass
No. He swerve to avoid it.
when some guy on a bike swipe her phone.
Now, this won't wrinkle my top, will it?
But, Mitchell, I am so sorry that I yell at you before.
and Mitchell stroll in and says, "oh, it's fine,"
so we ditch you.
We really need this. Claire, I'm really swamp today, and i...
and toss me right in that cold water.
And if me getting what I want inconvenience people a little,
I'm so sorry. Will you forgive me?
Anyhoo, when you guys wake up and smell the sulfur,
was cruelly adopted by a children's hospital.
But amazingly, something great came out of it.
Um, fyi, I'm... I'm sort of in the background there,
Sadly, the original Jolene that your mother made me return
Ugh. Honestly, just get her a stupid gift card, you big baby!
And yet you somehow found time to bitch at me.
and hopefully giving cam a nice spanking.
I'm constantly strolling in and saving him
suddenly found a girlfriend in Canada.
Normally, I'd be avoiding these cracks
he truly sees what he's been missing.
Mostly, I was thinking about racquetball later
It's supposed to be eggshell,
My art teacher made a pithy "blue period" comment,
That was a frickin' rush!
It was an uneventful morning... Quiet.
made him the subject of a satirical cartoon?
That's a little sarcastic. It's her birthday.
I am jammed in the backseat with a hairy Peruvian biter.
but after today, it seems pointless.
You're still scared to skate through the underpass.
You aren't the least bit upset?
Scariest moment of my life.
What... what homeless person needs a tie?
Ohh! Why do you have to be such a silly...