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00:21:39
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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about all this mumbo jumbo.
Now who's the narc?
We have this at our dispensary, except we got weed in it. Claire: Oh.
and everybody's all, "honk, honk, ah-ooga, wah, wah."
You complain about firework Friday,
"Mount rushmore?
Two... my eyeball like looking at Tammy lafontaine sunbathing.
Yeah, it does, but we need to finesse this...
I heard it all night... you guys singing "chantilly lace."
Not so much "latte" as "jello."
is some huge feud with our crazy neighbors.
the clown that will invert that frown,
Was my first word really "latte"?
Wait, you guys narc'd on us!
When I get drunk, i snore real loud,
I may have exaggerate a little bit.
They diss my woman, so I called in the big guns.
then we dunk his hand in a bowl of warm water...
You know that obnoxious thing annoy you, too.
who's been staring at me
Mm-hmm. No one insult... My banana bread.
What have I said about you sneak up on me?
Just do it a few more times, and she'll be beg you
I don't think he scare easy.
Oh, my gosh, they must have shrunk them in the wash!
I guess you guys convince us.
That was a weirdly specific answer.
it's gonna be awfully hard for me to log in
Technically, you can't store it here,
[ Laughs ] Permission to come aboard and check her out?
Do you honestly think any of this is gonna work?
people don't respond in perfectly rehearsed unison.
and we have to see them everyday.
If she doesn't make you laugh, she'll quit clowning forever.
This tacky boat ain't going anywhere.
Well, not in the driveway, anyway. Mm-hmm.
By the way, Claire, earlier, i was just being nice.
Okay, well, why don't you go clean your room now, sweetie?
You know, I raised two fully functional children.
Settle down! Hey, that is uncool!
Phil is not a vindictive guy.
I help underprivileged kids lift weights.
people don't respond in perfectly rehearsed unison.
Yeah, there's no room up here for an uptight buzzkill.
You could pretend you weren't flattered,
This tacky boat ain't going anywhere.
in the world's most flattering mirror?
You know that obnoxious thing annoys you, too.
No. It's time for more drastic measures.
I've decided to potty-train Joe.
That's funny and uplifting!
So, is that your creepy twin brother