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00:20:46
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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We're short. He needs his bedsore redressed.
- Cos you're a lie omitter! - This may be asking too much,
It was gonna be me, a 24-ounce porterhouse, and lots of blood thinners.
You were going to take me back to the underpass!
Keep an eye on the bum's vitals. I gave him enough sedative to put down a rhino.
A mild sedative fell into his juice box.
so I bet my one remaining testicle no one has SARS.
Lord! That's a one-day moustache?
It's a poor little possum! We should take him to the vet.
Nurse, do me a favour, please. Bandage this gentleman up?
Pee Pants is a pathologist, he doesn't count.
The worst one I had was with a guy who took me to a dumpy pizza parlour, right?
Anyway, whoever taught Jordan that reverse cowgirl position...
I was starving myself. I was going to a steakhouse tonight.
Keep an eye on the bum's vitals. I gave him enough sedative to put down a rhino.
and reveal the short-sleeved nerd jersey lurking beneath.
but she didn't feel the same way about me, and I got the forehead kiss
Even a lie of omission shook the foundation of a couple
Only thing I detest more than treating patients
and reveal the short-sleeved nerd jersey lurk beneath.
...I bet you're tempt to break open that face cake
I was starving myself. I was going to a steakhouse tonight.
and we inject you with diabetes to very slowly get you out of the picture.
- Dr Dorkian, I presume? - The ex-girlfriend from hell.
Careful. His hoof is bleed on the gear shift.
Smooth manoeuvre, Hoover. You scare her off.
I swore I heard the word jowly.
So how much does he owe me, Barbarino?
So you just tell her the truth, she's mad for a while, then forgive you.
I spent the day with her. She stole a sweater.
Before I settle on the outfit for my first date with Kylie,
Even a lie of omission shook the foundation of a couple
You trick me.
- Give me $30. - I gave you 20. I'm tap!
I forgot that if any doctor suspect SARS,
You know, James lie all the time, and I don't know...
You were the one who was embarrassingly forward!
Hey, mentally strong!
It's so great, because the residents are practically our slaves.
That's an incredibly boring story with a fantastic...
I barely know her.
Personally, I hope it's all three.
and just tear it apart.
Unfortunately, by hospital policy, we have to stay locked down
They say all horrible things eventually come to an end.
You are so very useless, I counted you both twice.
Exactly. When I get out of here, I'll treat her better than anyone has.
It was just you and me, all alone, late at night, here in the ICU?
- I would never lie to you. - Do you sometimes wish I had hair?
Otherwise, bear in mind that we are short-handed.
You were the one who was embarrassingly forward!
It was just you and me, all alone, late at night, here in the ICU?
I don't know. I think it's kind of exciting,
Oh, fair enough. Hey, everyone,
- you wore for your date? - The miracle lift supe push-up bra.
...it was long overdue, but thank you. - You're welcome.
You don't think you're good enough. You've always been insecure,
- It looks like she's having fun. - It's a front. She's miserable.
Come on. If he wasn't jealous, it wouldn't be a big deal.
That's peculiar.
over irrelevant things from the past.
It's so sweet that you're depressed about that poor little possum.
- I know this looks ridiculous. - I don't think you do.
You are so very useless, I counted you both twice.
I'm bored. I'm a surgeon, and there's no surgery.
This bald, sad clown isn't really much of a nurse,
I'm talking legitimate doctors, turtle head.
Get out! Get out before she sprays her toxic stink over your new relationship.
I remember how excited I was the first time I saw him work at the hospital.
And that guy is getting a fake name and a phone number with six digits.
You get me that damn face cake, and you are free and clear.
even though you're this funny, weird, amazing guy.