Name: My Drive-By
Released: 2018-12-19
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) bordello

I remember the bordello being bigger. There were probably more prostitutes.
2) bozo

No offence, son, but I can't have a delusional bozo like you
3) guacamole

Tell me you didn't try to get free guacamole again
4) gavel

- Was he smoking a gavel? - Seemed to be.
5) badass

is believing you're the biggest, badass of a doctor to ever walk these halls.
6) gallbladder

Why do I have to have my gallbladder taken out?
7) pacemaker

and put in a pacemaker that he didn't even need.
8) fella

Have you looked at me lately, fella?
9) zig

Not like the zig-zags and the cornrows and stuff.
10) rubble

You've got eight seconds before this becomes rubble.
11) muster

Unfortunately for Jake, he still had to pass muster with Turk and me,
12) spleen

your spleen is gonna say, "What happened to Frank?"
13) fro

Not just black, but with an actual 'fro, which I don't find scary at all.
14) beep

...beep, beep.
15) rascal

Where the hell's my Rascal?
16) gall

Did you possibly eat a gall-boulder and then fall on your stomach?
17) airway

I can't clear his airway. Call 911!
18) hallway

As I gangsta-leaned down the hallway

1) reunite

and we're gonna be reunite this weekend. You can paraphrase.
2) diagnose

and correctly diagnose him with Lyme carditis.
3) realise

but I have a son now, and I also realise that it's important
4) blink

and, well, death blink.
5) steal

Except the third floor mental ward. Someone stole that one.
6) twist

Men are twist.
7) dig

I hope she dig her new cans. You did great work.
8) attract

I am attract to Jake, but I'm an adult.
9) gather

Everybody, gather around here.
10) broke

if this were the first time you'd broke your feet working in the morgue.
11) involve

I'd like to recognise some of the other players involve.
12) suppose

- What was I suppose to do? - You could have just told me that.
13) strike

I am so proud of you. Well struck.
14) doubt

I doubt it.
15) lock

Oh, God! I lock the door when a black guy walked by.
16) assume

Carla, I assume tubby hubby here told you what happened at the taco stand.
17) lose

I'm sorry. I get lost in my eyes.
18) affect

I couldn't help but think how ego affect everything.

1) undeniably

but undeniably impressive, exit.
2) unnecessarily

I am going to go ahead and make an unnecessarily showy,
3) desperately

and she so desperately wants to marry you.
4) unfortunately

Unfortunately for Jake, he still had to pass muster with Turk and me,
5) eventually

Mark my words, eventually you will tell people what you did.
6) possibly

Did you possibly eat a gall-boulder and then fall on your stomach?
7) exactly

Dr Kelso told me to stand here at exactly 12.05 with my lunch,
8) alone

even if it means never being alone with someone.
9) forward

but I'd like that someone to step forward
10) quite

and nothing is quite as daunting as our good guy test.
11) recently

to find out that recently he'd been camping,
12) late

I was up late watching a Designing Women marathon.
13) almost

It's almost a shame I get these casts off in a week.
14) actually

there's a slight chance that she actually just might think about you.
15) soon

I will not be having sex with Jake anytime soon.
16) along

I hope you didn't mind J.D. Tagging along.
17) later

See you later.
18) fast

I didn't want to ruin it by sleeping with you too fast.

1) motorised

driving a motorised vehicle around this hospital.
2) victorious

in a victorious gesture.
3) borderline

the reason that she is borderline attracted to you
4) stubborn

Of course, if that person is stubborn, there's not much you can do.
5) daunting

and nothing is quite as daunting as our good guy test.
6) disgusting

- Sex is disgusting. - I know, sweetie.
7) pathetic

I don't have the need to make everything about me. I'm not that pathetic.
8) rad

in the rad new wheels I found by the Dumpster,
9) sour

And can I get a number two, no sour cream?
10) useless

Oh, my God. It is a completely useless organ.
11) modest

This is no time to be modest. Come now.
12) flush

and I know some toilets flush upward...
13) bald

so bald, and he can't eat cupcakes because he's got diabetes.
14) fabulous

See, this diagnosing machine, this fabulous thing,
15) furnished

It's fully furnished,
16) slight

there's a slight chance that she actually just might think about you.
17) impressive

but undeniably impressive, exit.
18) weird

You are a weird and angry man!

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