Name: Blood Money
Released: 2023-03-15
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) peckerwood

-Jared! Aah! -Dope-led, peckerwood motherfucker!
2) placater

"placater of middle management."
3) googly

-Don't. -This googly-eyed...
4) blacktop

Jared: You wanna dance on the blacktop, homie?!
5) gaff

One gaff with Colin, and you're just gonna walk away?
6) ghoul

Those are some ghoul knights, wearing gelatinous armor.
7) encumbrance

Encumbrances?! Oh! Well,
8) froth

So, there is no froth,
9) motherfucker

-Jared! Aah! -Dope-led, peckerwood motherfucker!
10) cappuccino

so I tried to use the cappuccino machine on my own,
11) niece

Well, now my niece, Dakota, who is very much with us,
12) booze

Oh my God, you reek of booze.
13) atheist

You're probably an atheist
14) bullshit

-of some bullshit?! -I-I'm sorry, Jared!
15) endeavor

To our future endeavor together.
16) sentiment

Gilfoyle: And he's even using our ability to track sentiment.
17) resignation

It's my resignation letter.
18) oath

Yeah, because, I mean, you were subpoenaed, right? You were under oath?
19) lump

One billion dollars, in one lump sum.
20) millionaire

A millionaire that gets peed on?
21) knob

and I don't know if, like, the frother knob is, like,
22) spreadsheet

traditional spreadsheet or actuarial tables,
23) idiot

but then my idiot father almost gave it all away.

1) awfully

Fifty million sounds great, but it's an awfully low price to pay for your integrity.
2) casually

I casually floated 50 million,
3) anonymously

he could anonymously compel CIFIUS
4) ironically

Ironically, also missing.
5) nicely

Well, Mr. Bezos felt it would fold nicely into his AWS,
6) literally

Just 39 cents a day can literally
7) substantially

and with the money we save from substantially
8) damn

God damn,
9) basically

They were basically slave traders.
10) personally

Oh no, not you personally, but I spoke with somebody
11) obviously

and it obviously worked here.
12) truly

Truly, I am such a big fan of your technology.
13) indeed

-He took that, too? -HooliHome was, indeed, subsumed
14) exactly

What "guy" exactly?
15) sometimes

so sometimes, you know, kapffft!
16) finally

I can finally be more ruthlessly efficient.
17) behind

when they were two weeks behind.
18) forward

Just forward it to me.
19) almost

but then my idiot father almost gave it all away.
20) inside

Go inside and tell Gwart you're leaving.
21) enough

If we can get close enough to the Chernobyl exclusion zone,
22) though

It's gonna have to be a big number though.
23) fast

than being fast,

1) gelatinous

Those are some ghoul knights, wearing gelatinous armor.
2) extramarital

-who are interested in having extramarital affairs. -Skelton: Gavin,
3) anarcho

You claim to be an anarcho-capitalist,
4) forthright

As candid and as forthright as ever.
5) attuned

but by your own highly attuned financial--
6) atrocious

We can't have that atrocious game anywhere on our network.
7) brooding

The brooding, arrogant guy
8) adamant

but Jared was adamant and he's right.
9) pied

I'll maintain a pied-à-terre here in town.
10) monumental

but... this is kind of a monumental Pied Piper matter.
11) arrogant

The brooding, arrogant guy
12) chilean

Have you ever had a Chilean terremoto ?
13) unseen

to invest, sight unseen, in a newer,
14) rustic

Tbilisi is no doubt a wonderfully rustic place,
15) inferior

relax, okay, she's got inferior tech,
16) nonsense

Yeah. Even if I say nonsense words,
17) unfair

-that is totally unfair. -Yeah, you did? Good.
18) dumb

thinking this is the dumb man in tech.
19) keen

I think General Barris would be very keen to keep
20) charitable

Are you feeling charitable?
21) lean

lean, and more focused Hooli.
22) rid

unless we get rid of Colin, which we can't,
23) medieval

in a fantasy medieval universe.

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