Name: Hooli Smokes!
Released: 2023-03-15
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) backstabber

this business is comprised of backstabber and cutthroats.
2) bubo

from the spleens and bubo of the dead.
3) munition

So, what was the munition
4) underbelly

and exposed your underbelly, and practically begged me
5) recline

♪ Every posse recline, watch me get applause ♪
6) lemongrass

It's kombucha with ginseng and lemongrass, Richard.
7) magpie

It's Gavin fucking Belson, you clattering magpie!
8) baritone

♪ I'm your host, the friendly neighborhood baritone ♪
9) posse

♪ Every posse recline, watch me get applause ♪
10) tesla

-The Teslas. -Dinesh: Right.
11) spleen

from the spleen and buboes of the dead.
12) fucker

Flank that little fucker in the black cap!
13) bullshit

Look, forget all the bullshit about
14) gaze

living or dying under the watchful gaze of Caesar.
15) breaker

Okay! Deal breaker then, right?
16) chunk

in order to get the cash, we have to sell a chunk
17) plague

when the Ottoman soldiers were infected with plague
18) bro

bro?
19) lag

There's been some lag, but I think he's on the bike.
20) millionaire

A millionaire that gets peed on?
21) overtime

Fucking pigs. I-I hope that you get cheated out of your overtime.
22) cousin

What is up, my cousin?
23) rival

You're my competition. Help no rival.

1) respectfully

to who is the most spiteful, then, respectfully, sir...
2) technically

So, not to split hairs, you would, uh, technically,
3) practically

and exposed your underbelly, and practically begged me
4) formally

Gavin Belson does have two hours to formally object.
5) wherever

because then you could move your operations wherever you wanted.
6) barely

It barely hurts anymore.
7) literally

Says the guy who literally worships Satan.
8) basically

but, you know, Bro was basically out of business.
9) personally

Personally, I've been with Gavin for a lot of years,
10) obviously

certainly save my ass, obviously,
11) certainly

certainly save my ass, obviously,
12) exactly

Ironic. Exactly the same way he left me, for you.
13) sometimes

that sometimes, patterns emerge.
14) fucking

to crawl out of, but this is a fucking great start.
15) otherwise

Otherwise, it would mean that bad things
16) instead

Did you know that instead of breaking up with a girl
17) almost

Almost done here.
18) actually

Yes, but, actually, the billion dollars
19) kind

Some kind of...
20) soon

as soon as me and my friends get back.
21) enough

Actually, uh, funny enough,
22) far

Actually, it would go even further.
23) together

But come on, Lex! We have a history together!

1) spiteful

Gavin, you think you're the most spiteful guy in town,
2) undeniable

Undeniable patterns.
3) opioid

(louder): a medical bioethicist who learned about opioid dependence the hard way.
4) devoid

a series of random events, devoid of any meaning.
5) menstrual

I can even see where he is in his menstrual cycle.
6) militant

♪ With a really deep militant mind like Michael Evans ♪
7) chilean

wouldn't that prevent this Chilean guy
8) ironic

Ironic. Exactly the same way he left me, for you.
9) cruel

-betrayed by nature's cruel whims... -Wait.
10) verbal

♪ Your witnessing mental and verbal fitness friend ♪
11) rid

We need to get rid of Gwart.
12) loud

because the forest is too loud.
13) surprised

But I don't know why I'm surprised because
14) damn

So, I guess we're gonna talk all damn day?
15) fucked

we're even more fucked than you are.
16) muslim

I am Muslim from Pakistan, you fucking racist.
17) weird

Wajeed: Huh. Weird. It's just like that time.
18) okay

Monica... (scoffs) you were okay with this?
19) obvious

I mean... isn't it obvious?
20) alive

So, the only way we can raise money to stay alive
21) mad

Gwart is so mad, she won't even look at me.
22) valuable

The most valuable companies in this valley
23) illegal

Jian-Yang, you're not doing anything illegal here, are you?

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