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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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God, Meg's kidnapper could be anywhere in France by now.
All right, fella, bring the lights up a bit,
FEMALE AUCTIONEER: The current bid is $200,000.
Hey, you wanna dance around like moron to loud music?
Leave fart in closed car like a dick.
You be careful, sweetie,
We're Eastern European cologne salesmen.
There's semen on this floor.
Take this briefcase.
Oh, we're here to help somebody else, sweetheart.
Will you get me French Stewart's autograph?
Hey, that was some good teamwork, Brian.
with no baggage whatsoever.
Let me go, you fat bastard!
Let me quickly grow beard and think about it.
How 'bout you?
my son and the heir to my throne.
Last week, all my gadget were "hooey,"
is check the apartment where Meg was abduct
I'm starving.
I mean, one minute, I was being propose to
Well, gentlemen, now that you have smell
You know what's mess up?
from the moment she arrive in France.
I hope you burn in hell along with the guy
I'm waking up in a French hospital.
You know, I really only smoke when I drink.
Oh, God, it's worse than I imagine.
'Course not, you spend all your time on this
who spot girls fresh off the plane.
Yeah, I feel like when that happen,
I guess we got off easy, huh?
We haven't eat since the plane.
She's probably having her shish kabobbed as we speak.
♪ It seem today that all you see ♪
I pick everyone except Meg.
is cut diagonally across any nearby field.
FEMALE GPS VOICE: Back up dangerously into traffic.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
with no baggage whatsoever.
wherever you are, wherever you can.
Poorly edited shot where driver is obviously stuntperson.
I need you to listen to me very carefully:
chances are she's gone forever.
Going once, going twice,
Well, I'm sure he didn't work alone.
You know, sometimes I do
for a semester with me instead?
to the man who doesn't quite get auctions.
Oh, my God, we're actually here in Paris.
and call us as soon as the plane lands.
Fair enough. Go! (blows whistle)
Later, dink.
so my family can sit all together?
She's probably having her shish kabobbed as we speak.
Ugh, these rapids are treacherous.
I am disgusting,
♪ California girls, we're unforgettable ♪
by a handsome Arabian prince,
Oh, and please do not be suspicious
We should reach calm waters by nightfall.
Hey, you wanna dance around like morons to loud music?
of a sophisticated network of human smugglers.
and has an incredible view of... Uh-huh.
What a weird night
You be careful, sweetie,
This is so exciting!
Take short, rapid breaths.
You're not Arab!
Oh, my God, that sounds so amazing!
That's smart of you, Meg.
We're Eastern European cologne salesmen.