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00:21:30
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Knock off that chitchat! It's lights out!
put your pinkie in his butt! Aah!
have a place to sleep, like an underpass or...?
Step forward, maggot!
Hey, these look like handcuff and shackle keys.
Quagmire, that's a great idea!
Am I allowed to alter the mustache?
That's all my life is lately, just a bunch of chore.
Push him down onto all fours! No. What are you do...?
Bringing in four perpetrator
You fella ain't from around here, are you?
I'm gonna let those fugitive go.
Get his paw! Hold still! Hey! Hey! Hey! What?
under suspicion of drug possession.
You took an oath just the same as me, Sheriff.
one crippled, one skinny, one handsome.
is when I watch wheelchair porn.
Boy, do the spark fly on those.
This will buy us at least 15 minutes of avert gazes.
of getting inherit by a rich guy
Two weeks in prison on trump-up charges.
with a bust headlight.
No, you already screw up big-time-- lot of dead Jews.
What?! But the court said we're suppose to go home tomorrow!
I got my sentence extend 30 days once.
Some prisoners escape from the work camp,
I bet.
You also promise you'd fix that shelf in the garage.
Wow, Joe, how'd you pull that off?
They're gonna keep us lock up here forever!
Oh, Lois, I'm losing you.
What the hell happen to us?
All right, I guess this is the night bitches die.
Boy, I feel like I haven't eat in a week.
look like she's just finish skiing?
It won't be pretty, but bear with me.
you have an obligation to be more ethically upstanding
more favorably at the end of the war?
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
my single guy fridge sufficiently depressing.
I read nowhere that Southern sheriffs really want
My name is Mike, and I'm somewhere else
We're gonna be stuck in here forever!
Exactly. No one wants
Sometimes the director has to come on camera
Step forward, maggot!
Really? The Big C? Love Actually?
Negative. Tell the men, we're going across.
This is somebody else now.
Root beer from two Julys ago.
You will be worked harder than you have ever
Gosh, Cleveland, it sure is great
Well, at least they're a jury of our peers.
I got my sentence extended 30 days once.
These backwoods parts of the Deep South
Colonel, the British are too entrenched across the river.
to the ful extent possible.
that lonesome slide guitar and that hawk's cry.
Blue, but Midwestern blue.
And an untreated flesh wound.
my single guy fridge sufficiently depressing.
Man, these guys are elusive!
And a busted windshield.
been worked in your miserable, pathetic lives.
been worked in your miserable, pathetic lives.
So frustrating. We all know what we're talking about.
and get away from all those lame chores at home,
You know, there's an awful lot of pictures
Here we go, expired milk.
We are in a tremendous urban rush.
Oh, my God, why am I driving drunk
I'm sick of Lois always making me do stupid stuff.