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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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By the time I got done with my pubes,
"I hope your puppeteer has big hands,
Nice try, wheelie, but this ain't your booth no more.
I am going to be the cutest fire hydrant
Huh, it says "glenn quagmire."
I was in this booth when president obama was elected.
Can I put this fire extinguisher someplace interesting
Hey, fella, I'm back from that family wedding.
A state of cocaine-fueled 1970s euphoria.
Your mouth looks like the underside of a boat!
It's not a burn from dunkin' donut coffee.
I'm gonna need you to take me off speakerphone for this.
They got sharp fang, claws...
Peter: Hey, you bum!
Because I'm not using lube."
To a coward anonymous meeting.
Announcer: We now return to the outlaw josey wales.
I'll just moisten my cereal with spit.
But if you squint and imagine it says "peter griffin,"
With his head, I salute you.
I was in this booth when the challenger explode.
All right, bitches, either you tuck your little wangs
It only really flare up during periods of great stress.
You bastard!
And, besides, you owe me, brian.
♪ unless you whip it ♪
Snorting crush-up pieces of felt.
Now, this pose a very difficult ethical dilemma.
Everyone, I declare this to be
You hack my facebook account!
You, uh... You smell like a rabbit, buddy.
When we swap blood! Look at my lip!
It screw together.
Okay, fine! I admit it.
♪ where we belong. ♪
And on the same day I'm suppose to help
Can I put this fire extinguisher someplace interesting
To knowingly go out with a herpes-riddled dirtbag.
This house is like backstage at a whitesnake concert!
♪ lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
All right, meg, stay incredibly still.
And, besides, you owe me, brian.
I'm not biting. Me, neither.
Well, I lied earlier tonight.
Yeah, well, I just wanted to let you know you're not alone.
But it's nice to finally see denver.
Intermingle their blood, thus sealing a bond
You know, I almost said "no chairs" at the beginning.
Actually, we're even more than best friends.
They're kind of overused lately...
Long enough to know you have herpes
I think we should hold hands more often.
We've been on countless adventures together.
No, tha... No, that's... That's something else.
It's a disgusting, unsightly, unsavory disease,
Damn it, stewie, why are you being so vindictive?
They're kind of overused lately...
I want to go on a date with neve campbell
God, they sound terrifying!
It's a disgusting herpes sore!
That's depressing.
I guess... I guess I was just too embarrassed
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Uh, hey, listen, this is, uh, a little awkward,
I heard what happened to you at the drunken clam.
And he got genital boppo from a saigon whore...
I know this is very risky,
Very uncomfortable phone calls to make.
It's a disgusting herpes sore!
Where's your skinny friend?
Oh, this is insane.
It was a rotten thing to do,