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00:21:37
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
105
My hog cannot partake in the slop this evening.
You can't get a boner!
I give gonorrhea, I don't get gonorrhea. Okay?
Quagmire will show up like the Road Runner.
on a stack of pita bread.
"One Redo For Being Fired For Gross Negligence."
Uh, are you gonna stay for the bri?
that you're being promoted to forklift operator.
Why the hell would you want to play the trombone?
produce nothing but dope?
and straddling the bath faucet?
Groceries?
There's a caterpillar in the bed!
Please meet my gaze.
All right, you beautiful bastard, show me what you got.
your three-ring binder?
No, let's wait awhile.
You know how earlier tonight we all said we had erection?
I mean, you've been completely emasculate
I've rig up a sex puppet.
The hug one is expire, Griffin.
Yeah, Frank retire, and since you're already required
to lap up a cold cut off the floor.
Well, what do you say I reward you
and even if you're not, please say yes-- are you relate to--
Lois, I'll be damn if I will let my wife be a prostitute.
Peter, just shut up and take me!
I suppose work is why you missed
I lie.
Now, I don't want to pat myself on the back,
about second chances and promise to work harder than ever before.
until you lost your job, right?
Well, that explain it.
Peter, I am gonna help you beat impotence.
I guess this means I can afford to set up this cutaway
Just make sure you finish on the Bach.
How do I put this delicately?
with your wrist for seven days afterward.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Welcome aboard.
Griffin, can I talk to you privately?
I barely had time to put on a nice sweater
PETER: Step aside, I'll handle this.
Well, basically, some dirtbag from Boston yells at your junk
Yes, obviously, I'm having trouble!
Which, unfortunately, means I have to touch your privates.
Is it gonna be like this forever?
Oh, absolutely, there is always a group of teenagers
You know how earlier tonight we all said we had erections?
Sometimes all I can think about is Debussy.
Why? Did you finally listen to it?
instead of trying to fix everything?!
the ones that aren't quite there yet.
Oh, I don't know, Peter, it's getting kind of late.
PETER: Yeah, the bread's all soft and doughy, isn't it?
I am moving it upwards with a cupped hand.
It looks like an unmanned fire hose.
You hear me in there, dum-dum? Let's look alive.
So, by promoting an incompetent man,
I don't want to do that; I'm embarrassed.
Well, that and I can work on my verbal sound effects
Peter, it's nothing to get upset about.
You know, that is one nice thing about having a deaf coworker.
That was intense.
with a fancy new transition.
Very impressive.
I am so excited. Guess what.
Well, Peter, since you've been having such a tough time,
So you got a stupid penis, huh?
It's okay, your vagina's just a painted-on hole.
You hear me in there, dum-dum? Let's look alive.
"One Redo For Being Fired For Gross Negligence."