Name: Double, Double, Boy in Trouble
Released: 2017-11-11
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

1) mcmansion

McMansion, McMansion, McMansion, McDonald's?
2) totter

Now, would you care to continue this conversation on the teeter-totter?
3) wino

Boy, Aspen sure is ritzy. Even the wino look better.
4) balderdash

What? You can't take my Balderdash! I just did!
5) booger

Mom! Bart's flicking booger on me!
6) racecar

Ooh! And a racecar bed! That really races!
7) tushy

Now we tuck in the tummy, the tushy, and the tootsies.
8) confidant

Your heart is true You're a pal and a confidant
9) teeter

Now, would you care to continue this conversation on the teeter-totter?
10) sundae

Your favorite, sir. Hot fudge sundae with gold leaf and diamond flakes.
11) pepperoni

So I thought you might like pepperoni pizza with the crusts cut off.
12) clump

They're not boogers! They're clump of rubber cement that I stored in my nose.
13) mausoleum

Simon, have you ever seen the family mausoleum?

1) impale

Fell down a well, potato, potato, and impale on the Chrysler Building.
2) christen

I now christen this ship, the USS Float and Shoot.
3) trample

My older brother was trample by a horse.
4) stab

My sister died of a poisoned potato. My twin was shot. That girl was stab.
5) tuck

Now we tuck in the tummy, the tushy, and the tootsies.
6) scrub

And when you're covered with goo that's when I'm scrub you
7) beg

Premix? I beg your forgiveness, lad.
8) ruin

You ruin everything!
9) bury

All the Woosterfields will be buried here.
10) weigh

I told you. I only weigh as much as my clothes and keys.
11) poison

My sister died of a poison potato. My twin was shot. That girl was stabbed.
12) settle

You better settle down, boy,
13) assure

But rest assure, one way or another, they will do you in.

1) hysterically

(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
2) awkwardly

(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
3) angrily

(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
4) politely

Politely listening to our grandfather.
5) falsely

(CHESTER LAUGHS FALSELY)
6) louder

Father, could you... Talk louder? You bet!
7) deeply

(INHALES DEEPLY)
8) naturally

Naturally I threw my old chair in the Dumpster right away!
9) abroad

How's the war going? We're winning? That's great! And our standing abroad?
10) tight

Just sit tight. I'm sending a car.
11) exactly

SIMON: (IN CULTURED VOICE) I feel exactly the same way.
12) alone

But man was alone. God created the animals and birds.
13) sometimes

is sometimes you wake up feeling...

1) dimwitted

And you look like a dimwitted version of me!
2) ritzy

Boy, Aspen sure is ritzy. Even the winos look better.
3) uppity

(MUFFLED) Mister La-Di-Da, uppity...
4) dorky

You look like a dorky version of me!
5) malevolent

and imbue them with some kind of malevolent sentience.
6) loveless

You know, I feel sorry for you, kid, going back to that cold, loveless family.
7) merciful

HOMER: Get out here, boy! I want to punish you before I get drunk and merciful!
8) ironic

That is true. Another ironic tale of the Kwik-E-Mart.
9) jealous

They're jealous because my father left their mother to be with my mother, to...
10) cultured

SIMON: (IN CULTURED VOICE) I feel exactly the same way.
11) spontaneous

He ate another poisoned potato. Spontaneous combustion.
12) wealthy

You know, Master Simon, I too was once the youngest in a wealthy family.
13) hilarious

Wouldn't it be hilarious if we switched places

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