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00:19:40
Iain Armitage, Zoe Perry, Lance Barber
1278
That little snitch? Absolutely not.
Don't you sass me, too, young man.
next thing you know, there's an Italian fella
A cheerleader hugged me to her bosom.
In my exhaustion, I did all the calculations
is God, football and barbeque,
(students cheering, excited chatter)
Not yet. You understand there's a little time crunch involved.
What the hell? Punt!
I won a toaster oven playing keno.
rat bastard!
How 'bout a little quid pro quo?
I could wind up a drug addict, or a lawyer.
How 'bout a little quid pro quo?
Don't make me put my sock back on.
Oh, thank goodness. Aw.
(crowd shouting, cheerleader chanting)
I like dolphin. They talk out of that hole in their head.
Actually, they frown upon my presence here.
When they punt from deep in their own territory,
My room bother you so much, you clean it.
and she acknowledge my existence by doing this.
He deserve it.
Not yet. You understand there's a little time crunch involve.
I suppose with enough data I could make a reasonable guess.
♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
After much thought, I decide to employ
Has everyone lost their mind?
in my head, and, like a common zoo animal, forgot to show my work.
And as my popularity grew, so did my time aloft.
Why are you wear that? It makes me look older.
("I Fought the Law" by The Clash playing)
I'm still never touch that.
MARY: That's it! You are grounded! You hear me?!
As much as I enjoy
MARY: That's it! You are ground! You hear me?!
Statistically, always punting on fourth down
Not surprisingly, they continued to win,
ADULT SHELDON: Somehow, my parents didn't find out
That little snitch? Absolutely not.
Well, actually he is.
ADULT SHELDON: Many years later,
My life. If I don't make some changes, who knows how far I'll fall.
now that you and Sheldon are spending so much time together.
♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
'Cause once in a while,
Statistically, always punting on fourth down
the math says they should never punt again.
Mom, are you betting again?
Too many men on the field, defense.
Fourth down.
Statistically, I'm much safer there.
He even got us that nice refund last year.
It's right across the street.
How 'bout a little quid pro quo?
You're looking dap.
I like my socks on. Connie, you're putting me in a very awkward position.
Power left jumbo on two, on two. Ready, break!
I'm very disappointed in all three of you.
(students cheering, excited chatter)
I don't care if you win, just cover the damn spread.
Stupid brother.
Are you okay?
I've never felt so alive.
Sheldon, your daddy's telling you he's proud of you.
It's solar-powered.
I suppose with enough data I could make a reasonable guess.
That's amazing.
Sweet dreams, baby.
There's my little assistant coach.
next thing you know, there's an Italian fella
Unlike our former principal, math doesn't discriminate.