Name: Swiss Miss
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) jillion

...who's got a jillion guests coming to her birthday party tomorrow.
2) videotex

Herr Schlotz controls all of Europe's videotex services.
3) kidnapper

I saved her life. I set a kidnapper on fire.
4) strudel

...you better start eating strudel. Major chubby chaser.
5) mitten

Too bad you don't have big, mitten-y gloves. I can't feel a thing in these.
6) snob

As some kind of snob or...
7) quack

...which these quack deny is even real, now they're treating me for...
8) billionaire

Chasing a billionaire while we could be surrounded by terrorists.
9) slalom

Well, ass, it was Giant Slalom and I only took bronze.
10) brat

Meaning you're a spoiled, rich, little lying brat who...
11) prong

The books are prong one while prong two is El Frente Rojo.
12) mein

Let's hope not. ...you must protect mein princess.
13) liar

You are such a liar.
14) throttle

How do I do it? Right hand, take the throttle.
15) mule

She's making me mule back a bunch of this crap.
16) rum

And speaking of, that bay rum really burns on the... Oh!
17) disappointment

It actually was a huge disappointment.
18) archer

ARCHER: Are you kidding? LANA: Come on.

1) overcompensate

Because you're insecure, so you overcompensate and come across as...
2) puke

Ugh. Change it before I puke my...
3) kidnap

You want little Countess von Fingerbang to get kidnap? Fine.
4) seduce

You want lies? Wait until I tell everyone you seduce me.
5) accuse

Oh, and hadn't accuse me of molesting you.
6) reckon

What the hell's all that, you reckon?
7) rot

Mama is gone, Papa is always at work. I just rot away at that boarding school.
8) lure

Papa, he lure me. What?
9) swear

LANA: That guy? Who's never been on fire? He was, though. Lana, I swear.
10) behave

Why do you behave like...? No one cares how I behave.
11) freeze

Right after I freeze to death. Double dukes.
12) intend

Herr Schlotz isn't the intend victim. It's his daughter, Anka.
13) smell

But even they smell better than your stupid plan.
14) twist

No, you gotta twist it. I am twist it.
15) suffer

No, I was dating Lana, but since I suffer from sexual addiction...
16) assault

Yeah, I feel lucky. Let's see, sexually assault by a teenage sociopath...
17) wash

Whatever. Go wash up, dirty bird.
18) lie

You want lie? Wait until I tell everyone you seduced me.

1) apiece

The rest of you, make room in your luggage for 10 liters apiece.
2) desperately

Ha, ha. It's Fräulein Archer. She added desperately.
3) incredibly

No, just incredibly pissed off.
4) sexually

Yeah, I feel lucky. Let's see, sexually assaulted by a teenage sociopath...
5) literally

And literally, the minute you turn 18, please call me, but...
6) damn

Yeah, and if money's so damn tight, why is she even here?
7) obviously

ARCHER: Who obviously needs someone on her constantly.
8) exactly

Exactly. Plus Europeans use the metric system...
9) alone

Can't I leave you two alone for even one hour without you going at it?
10) actually

It actually was a huge disappointment.
11) kind

But I really kind of doubt it.
12) across

Because you're insecure, so you overcompensate and come across as...
13) soon

No, not romantic. Dangerous. Because it's gonna be dark soon so...
14) though

LANA: That guy? Who's never been on fire? He was, though. Lana, I swear.
15) ever

And if you ever breathe a word of this, I will gut you like a carp.
16) always

Mama is gone, Papa is always at work. I just rot away at that boarding school.
17) hard

Grip it hard as you can and twist the absolute shit out of it.
18) never

LANA: That guy? Who's never been on fire? He was, though. Lana, I swear.

1) reductive

Another perfect example of your reductive reasoning.
2) freaking

And that is just it for today on people calling me a freaking pig.
3) borderline

Maybe mixed with borderline personality disorder?
4) bourgeois

It won't be a problem to kidnap that bourgeois perrita.
5) arrogant

Arrogant. I get it, Anka. Ja, exactly.
6) spoiled

Meaning you're a spoiled, rich, little lying brat who...
7) chilling

And as luck has it, there is some chilling in mein suite.
8) upstate

Think you'd be more comfortable on another little vacation upstate?
9) insecure

Because you're insecure, so you overcompensate and come across as...
10) jealous

And I didn't touch her, Lana, so there's no reason to be jealous.
11) unbelievable

Unbelievable. I know.
12) insane

You would fight them? Are you insane?
13) awful

I'm sorry. I'm not used to such awful things.
14) gentle

Oh, I'll be gentle.
15) metric

Exactly. Plus Europeans use the metric system...
16) developmental

I don't know, I'm not a developmental psychologist.
17) radical

Going against an unknown number of radical terrorists...
18) fancy

Yeah, and your horse, with his fancy new shoes.

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