Name: A Going Concern
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) ackee

What are you eating? Ackee and saltfish.
2) perquisite

A perquisite for the job, yeah. Right.
3) femur

Or whom. Oh, Barry, how's your shattered femur?
4) mohair

Yeah, thanks, this is only mohair. Irie.
5) microchip

A microchip? Russian markings? What on earth is this?
6) cowgirl

Oh, God, no. But just do reverse cowgirl because that carpet is seriously heinous.
7) genitals

Like I bet your genitals are the same distance from the ground.
8) nook

Get it all down in your nook and crannies. Someone's gotten pretty oily...
9) blob

Pam, you're the amorphous Rasta blob. Big ups.
10) abandonment

...creepily childlike feeling of maternal abandonment?
11) lettuce

The bunny and lettuce? Can we give Lenny the rabbit?
12) archer

ARCHER: So you're selling ISIS?
13) hedge

Everything I had was in a hedge fund.
14) vacancy

Vacancies like?
15) headache

I told Krieger about my headache. He gives me a CAT scan, then boom.
16) enthusiasm

...that same kind of enthusiasm and self-starterishness to having sex with me.
17) idiot

You idiot wanna hear my plan or not?
18) liquor

There's not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that.

1) deport

A, because I got deport, and B... So she can actually sell ISIS?
2) jot

I already jot a bunch down and... Hey, hey, that's great.
3) staple

Not rattling, Krieger staple it.
4) lure

Ray, you lure Lana into the mainframe. And Carol, you lure Barry...
5) absorb

But don't touch them. Lysergic acid is absorb through the skin.
6) owe

What do you know about dry cleaning? I know you owe me 3 grand.
7) borrow

Ugh! That totally stinks. Eh. You were on borrow time anyway.
8) smell

Because somebody smell like they ate the ass end out of a northbound cow.
9) attach

And the bunny attach to it. He is attach, right?
10) engage

Because he was engage. I was married.
11) shut

Look, shut up and... That is some high-priced MILF.
12) suppose

How is that suppose to help? It can't hurt.
13) shoot

Next thing I know, he shoot me full of some kind of fish paralyzer.
14) lie

What? I lie, I didn't wire it.
15) bet

Uh-huh. Yeah, I bet. And second of all...
16) lose

I lost all my money, I'm ruined.
17) explain

Yes? Well, that explain a lot.
18) happen

So people can nonverbally indicate where stuff happen on their body.

1) infamously

Infamously few of words, I guess.
2) figuratively

Well, figuratively. I mean, I don't know about the actual chair itself.
3) efficiently

...to run this place efficiently once I'm ODIN's regional director.
4) somehow

...somewhere and somehow, dashing all my hopes.
5) obviously

It was obviously put in my brain in the first place...
6) absolutely

Oh, yes, absolutely. Without killing the person?
7) especially

It's way too complicated to explain, especially to you two.
8) super

They're, like, super heavy duty. Gah!
9) actually

Little pissed off, actually. That's understandable.
10) kind

Yup. I mean, I kind of maybe have to sleep with Barry, but...
11) soon

No, never mind. You'll find out soon enough as it is.
12) enough

No, never mind. You'll find out soon enough as it is.
13) later

Yeah, so sooner's gonna be better than later.
14) though

She does have a point, though. Not the M-I-L-F part.
15) together

Sterling, first of all, we're not even together anymore.
16) usually

Damn it, how much time do we have? For me, usually about 20 minutes.
17) else

Try to think about something else.
18) ever

ARCHER: Yeah, that takes, like, one doll. Not if there's ever a gang rape.

1) sickening

And we need never to speak of that sickening invasion of privacy again.
2) succinct

Pretty succinct. Guess you guys have lots in common.
3) impending

...a very select few ISIS personnel to fill some of the impending vacancies.
4) disgusting

That's disgusting. Who are you, my cat?
5) shattered

Or whom. Oh, Barry, how's your shattered femur?
6) ruined

I lost all my money, I'm ruined.
7) understandable

Little pissed off, actually. That's understandable.
8) infamous

So I guess you must be the infamous Barry everyone's talking about.
9) splendid

Splendid. Yes, and we'll work out all the details when... Hmm?
10) dumb

So, what you're saying, she's... Using you, you dumb idiot.
11) surprising

Yeah, not surprising, considering the fact he's a loan-sharking pimp.
12) hydraulic

Oh, shit. Probably hydraulic fluid.
13) bald

...is rattling around in Len Trexler's bald head...
14) legitimate

Former loan-sharking pimp. I'm going legitimate.
15) rid

So you really think ODIN's gonna get rid of everybody?
16) broke

She's broke, Trexler. She lost everything in a Ponzi scheme.
17) drunk

Lana, how can you do that? Um, by getting drunk.
18) damn

But it turns out the whole thing was nothing but a damn Ponzi scheme.

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