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Brooklyn Nine-Nine » Season 2 » Jake and Sophia

00:21:40

Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews

109

Words to remember

Nouns

1) vittle

Of a mr. Matt pittle of pittle's vittle,
2) perp

Because I don't want this perp to walk.
3) bathrobe

The hotel says the "bubbles and bathrobe" package
4) shard

We also found shard of glass.
5) heist

You saw leaving the store at the time of the diamond heist?
6) romp

The luxury sex romp we had planned this weekend.
7) gruber

What-- I'm not the gruber!
8) grate

She clearly slipped through a subway grate
9) perjury

You have a 2006 conviction for perjury, is that correct?
10) avocado

We had to use an avocado pit as the ball.
11) rabies

Hey, I have a good rabies guy, if you need one.
12) sarge

Than the sarge's idiotic alarm clock theory.
13) crotch

Then stop looking at my crotch!

Verbs

1) defile

You defile the most sacred
2) intimidate

But I'm only intimidate by professions
3) pamper

Okay, if one of us is getting pamper all night,
4) dazzle

I dazzle them with a bad-ass cop story.
5) stun

Let the record show miss perez looks stun
6) tuck

I bet she tuck herself into bed too tight
7) steal

The stolen gems or find the break-in tool.
8) dare

How dare you, charles?
9) smell

Oh, my god. She smell so good.
10) defeat

And defeat. No further questions.
11) transform

Transformed into a house of snipes and jabs.
12) snake

Shouldn't you be on your belly, you snake?
13) disagree

I strongly disagree.

Adverbs

1) passably

I guess you could say she's passably attractive.
2) adorably

She was adorably wrong.
3) uncomfortably

Things will get uncomfortably competitive.
4) terminally

Yeah, he was terminally ill beforehand though.
5) technically

Did you know that hitchcock is technically "a bastard"?
6) literally

You literally slept with the enemy.
7) obviously

But you obviously have feelings for sophia.
8) definitely

But I'm definitely gonna die alone,
9) forever

Behind us forever. (charles) I don't know jake.
10) absolutely

Absolutely. After you.
11) certainly

(jake) I certainly hope so, because it's the truth.
12) exactly

Exactly!
13) alone

But I'm definitely gonna die alone,

Adjectives

1) unimpeachable

I have an unimpeachable eyewitness who saw everything.
2) inebriated

Last night, miss perez and I got inebriated,
3) damning

Correction: I found some damning new evidence last night.
4) nerdy

"writing things down" is nerdy?
5) idiotic

Than the sarge's idiotic alarm clock theory.
6) incompetent

He is incompetent.
7) plausible

Super dark, boyle, but way more plausible
8) credible

Look, without a credible witness, your case is a mess.
9) sore

Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals
10) unfortunate

Yes. I, too, am disappointed by this unfortunate stalemate.
11) useless

Our witness is useless, so we either need to recover
12) disappointed

Yes. I, too, am disappointed by this unfortunate stalemate.
13) rational

I hate defense attorneys as much as any rational adult,

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