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00:21:21
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
99
Correct, I am the king of respectfulness, bitches!
So we can have the chillest biohazard lockdown
First, we have 12 perp locked up in holding.
(charles) third faction is trouble: Your snitch, your suspects,
A spoonful of mayo, spread evenly,
Will be doctor, blood, doctor, pus, scab, nothing.
Throw some pretzel up to you from the street?
My brother-in-law zeke is in town.
So we can have the chillest biohazard lockdown
Will be doctor, blood, doctor, pus, scab, nothing.
Can I move my nap couch out into the bullpen?
The scar extends through the lobe into the neck.
I mean, what if he gets up on a ledge?
I'm whisper in your ear. It's what a number two does.
Teddy brew a thanksgiving pilsner, and it's bottling day.
Is that a heal-over earring hole?
I'm remind everyone of my embarrassing sexual past
I was hack?
Divided into four factions.
He got trap out on the balcony.
Charles and I arrest a guy a couple of years ago
Look, I screw up,
E.S.U. Raided his home and found
Yes. My core, it's engage.
Stay tune for more details. That'll be all for now.
Yeah. Too bad, you're not invite.
But I anticipate we'll all be out of here momentarily.
Tell them that they're gonna be here awhile,
We will refer to them exclusively
Nevertheless, hazmat has to run a quick test,
Regardless, he confessed, and it wasn't poisonous.
I need to get somewhere with an internet connection
Now, apparently, three other precincts received
Because hazmat said it's almost definitely a hoax.
Oh, well, then he's not truly alone out there, right?
Almost immediately.
I don't like him alone out there, not with his history.
For this meeting, perhaps a smooth jam.
Sometimes, I call him holt the dolt.
'cause you're being melodramatic,
Do you have a scandalous past?
Lift the precinct-wide ban on me saying the word "succulent."
What an idiotic thing to say. What's a thanksgiving gift?
I get so intimidated around him.
See, even that would be much less ominous
Thanks for the sandwich, li'l dum-dum.
To charles, I leave you the memories of my supple form.
So you seem less terrifying.
I'm reminding everyone of my embarrassing sexual past
That it's all harmless and we can all go home soon.
Uncomfortable because of how amazing I look in this?
They're all faux fur and all the best brands.