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00:43:31
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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Is that an ultimatum? It's a fact of courtship--
Nausea, stomach cramp. That's right. What do you think it is?
The road juggernaut 8000.
(steel guitar and ukulele playing "aloha 'oe") so when you cast your vote tonight, kids,
When you show up on the internet holding a feather duster
Just be careful not to confuse them with tassel. (scattered laughter)
What good ever comes out of a ravine?
Took a backseat to your career, you couldn't do the same for me.
For the criminally insane on the outskirts of town.
You... Want me to test a tuna noodle casserole?
Oh! Calm down, sweetie. Who's out there?
We all experience moments of dread.
You... Want me to test a tuna noodle casserole?
You made it home for taco night. Taco night?
We are standing in the scooter aisle
And at night, the inmate would escape
(steel guitar and ukulele playing "aloha 'oe") so when you cast your vote tonight, kids,
Look who's home in time for dinner! Yeah, well, I couldn't miss spaghetti night.
You know, susan, I haven't been your biggest supporter,
You... Want me to test a tuna noodle casserole?
A smoking volcano in a helicopter
We await your verdict.
It feels like such an intrusion.
But maybe I misjudge you.
I splurge and bought the good ones--flame-retardant.
There's a killer lurk outside at night,
I'm just showing her there's nothing to be frighten of.
That's a relief. (chuckles) so you must be starving.
And your solution is to make her sleep out here? Not alone, you dope. You'll be with her.
I must have haul her ass in 50 times.
But you can't let that scare come from inside your own head,
I thought that might happen, so I bake some just in case.
(bell rings, children shout playfully)
Turns out I borrow a nylon bag of death.
(lowered voice) lee! I am warn you.
I think unless you've been poison
How dare you investigate me before our date!
Well, there you go. You deserve a year off.
You're bound to love our next stop...
Shut up! (both) shut up!
We're suppose to be equal partners.
We've both had our hearts kick around.
Boom! Problem solve. (children cheer)
Great whites tend to eat their victims.
You bet.
Oh, and I promise,
Twice is charmingly persistent. Once more and I'm stalking you.
For the criminally insane on the outskirts of town.
About your marriage and oddly touched
It's positively awful.
So technically, you're still married.
Level with me, bree. Do I still have a chance with you? None whatsoever.
Ahem. If you repeatedly consumed ethylene glycol,
Likewise. (door opens)
Besides, juanita knows the movie's fake.
In forever.
But eventually, it killed him.
You're doing more for paul than you can possibly know.
Well, normally we test stuff
Twice is charmingly persistent. Once more and I'm stalking you.
Previously on...
Exactly. Two, maybe. (chuckles)
Leave me alone! (door closes)
And sometimes
Quite sure. In fact, it's right here in my purse.
Especially ones who own four handguns
Oh, yeah. I'll wait outside.
Actually, that's all I know. That's it? And you agreed to go out with him?
Uh... I'm kind of in a rush.
You've turned into a pompous ass!
Ugh, those smug cliquey moms.
A gruesome helicopter crash.
Won't it be a little cramped now that we have paige?
Only because they've never had a lavish vacation before.
I give you a graceful way to spare my feelings,
Maybe because it's turned you into a raging bitch.
You're unbelievable.
Here's my card. If you see anything suspicious,
Juanita, you look ridiculous.
Who knows the number one cause of accidental death?
I got an early meeting tomorrow, and I'm not going in half asleep
For the criminally insane on the outskirts of town.
Susan was only too eager to help.
It's positively awful.
Twice is charmingly persistent. Once more and I'm stalking you.
Really upset.
(mary alice) susan delfino was charitable to a fault.
The physical seems excessive.
These delicious meals, and we never share them.
Will anyone believe I'm innocent?
This is very, very unlikely to happen.
You want me to take it away? You saw how excited they were.