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00:43:20
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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Does that ficus tree have a saucer underneath?
And with the caboose on her, that's not easy. (laughs)
When mutton is dressed as lamb.
And decided to put a feather duster in your mouth? You do that?
Well, call me a fixer-upper.
'Cause the only thing getting baked with that herb is lasagna. Who would do that?
While you were... High on oregano,
Necessary precaution being your own weight in cheese doodles?
Necessary precautions being your own weight in cheese doodle?
Snow shovel.
(gasps) is that a piece of lint?
Then I gotta turn that bong I made back into a lamp.
Was because I signed the abstinence pledge
My sense of betrayal is huge at this moment.
Are you lost, sweetie? What's your name?
Okay, fine. They think he's a murderer.
No pretentious euro waiter listing specials
Does that ficus tree have a saucer underneath?
A roving gang of hooligans destroyed your sprinkler?
Tomorrow we have to trombone 3-d banana patch.
We won't be bored. More chardonnay?
It got my apron!
Tom the college nerd
You just unseat stacy strauss,
Her granddaughter baptize at santa maria's church.
(bottle cap fizz, coins jingle)
When we are soar past the rings of saturn.
He only prescribe stuff that's totally herbal and natural.
Until I apologize to you, so... I apologize.
Finally, lynette insist her husband go to the doctor.
Those drugs scare the crap out of me.
I swear. I... (sighs)
I got totally bake off of it this morning.
I did not have you peg as a stoner.
We won't be bore. More chardonnay?
I freak out when I didn't get that bonus check.
Oh. I'll be careful when I unwrap him.
And she burst in here and started hitting me.
It's my signature bit, and you stole it.
You deserve it. Oh, by the way,
Once they've defeat the competition.
(laughs) we--we always fog up the plexiglas with that one.
Yeah, and stephanie dump him this afternoon,
"Arrested for murder"-- that didn't speak to you?
But I am sorry I trick you.
A roving gang of hooligans destroy your sprinklers?
I noticed that you had some awfully nice stuff.
Does that ficus tree have a saucer underneath?
Well, I'm sure wherever it is,
Somehow I get the feeling you don't love it.
Besides, when you're in the room,
Now we're getting somewhere.
Apparently, it complements the medicinal properties
Unfortunately, what he came home with
"Happy anniversary, mike. I'll love you forever"?
Well, you certainly know how to sell yellow.
Previously on...
Oh, sometimes we do exactly the same thing.
Just had to meet you. Immediately. (chuckles)
When I was 8, daddy left mama, and we were pretty much alone.
I was wondering if perhaps one night this week,
Oh, sometimes we do exactly the same thing.
Finally, lynette insisted her husband go to the doctor.
Looking forward to it.
Actually, tonight's "nightline" sounds very interesting.
Kind of do the same thing. (chuckles)
Inside, over there.
But as soon as I'd learn their names,
Okay, well, uh, we should be going. We'll see you later.
Well, I happen to find it distasteful
You left out "resourceful."
No pretentious euro waiter listing specials
No way. I bo--i bo--i bought it at a legit dispensary.
A roving gang of hooligans destroyed your sprinklers?
Shameful, isn't it? You know what I think?
Or the more blatant "i'm not wearing underwear"?
Give them all sorts of meaningless information.
You gigantic freak.
Apparently, it complements the medicinal properties
He just broke up with his girlfriend. He's very fragile.
(mary alice) tom scavo was depressed,
'Cause the only thing getting baked with that herb is lasagna. Who would do that?
Most of my friends were either stuffed or plastic.
Stay in the dim light and don't play hard to get.
In my heart, I always knew he was innocent,
This must be pretty intense for you.
Boss is pretty strict.
And we can have a fancy dinner and celebrate
I think this is the handiwork of a lonely, desperate woman.
She lived in el paso, and she was so excited to have
You're shacking up with suspect number one.
Can you put the big fake eyelashes on me?