Name: Secrets That I Never Want to Know
Released: 2017-12-18
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) absolution

There is no absolution for this thing.
2) stepfather

Gaby's stepfather returned to terrorize her again...
3) macadamia

Yes, white chocolate macadamia nut--your favorite.
4) sabbatical

Leaving on sabbatical. Fun for him and fun for me.
5) loneliness

To sweep away the loneliness of keeping a secret.
6) atheist

Amanda's parents are atheist, lawyers, and major douches.
7) quarterback

Yeah, maybe a great quarterback, like, I don't know. Manning?
8) pardon

Pardon?
9) slap

Now let's all slap on a happy face
10) pact

We all made a pact that night.
11) bastard

Those poor bastard in new haven p.d.
12) sack

He's that good in the sack?
13) sermon

For taking a phone call during my easter sermon?
14) toast

I want French toast.
15) barbecue

We will, but this weekend is gaby's big barbecue,
16) listener

I know a guy named tom collins. He's a great listener.
17) heck

Got up early, so I figured, what the heck?
18) aunt

My aunt's. My friend's.
19) sedan

All I did was spot a sedan with connecticut plates,
20) wagon

You know, give him a ride on the ol' welcome wagon.
21) detective

Bree's relationship with detective vance
22) cannon

I'm telling you, that is one loose cannon.
23) tooth

Wonky eye? Rabbit teeth? Comb-over?

1) practically

God, I practically lost a toe out there.
2) damn

This is so damn hard.
3) overnight

It has been said that change doesn't happen overnight,
4) overseas

And I'm not going overseas in a middle seat.
5) obviously

Same here. She's obviously avoiding us.
6) definitely

Definitely rich. Check out the car.
7) apart

Before we tear this family apart.
8) forever

We bury the secret forever.
9) truly

If we're willing to show that we are truly repentant.
10) previously

Previously on...
11) exactly

So, um, where exactly did you find this body?
12) alone

Come on! I left celia alone with them.
13) sometimes

It's funny the way life works out sometimes, isn't it?
14) otherwise

Otherwise, when you die, your secrets will die with you.
15) instead

Instead of going on your dream vacation to...
16) forward

A man who used to look forward to bedtime...
17) outside

We will go outside and see if we can find some.
18) actually

(chuckles) well, I actually saw our new neighbor this morning.
19) kind

Kind enough to help me look for it.
20) soon

That as soon as one mess is taken care of...
21) enough

Kind enough to help me look for it.
22) later

See ya later. I'll see ya at dinner.
23) sort

It just sort of hit me in a weird way.

1) bummed

I'm so bummed I can't tweet anymore.
2) unpleasant

They take on the most unpleasant tasks.
3) risky

That's too risky.
4) unbelievable

You're unbelievable.
5) ridiculous

This is ridiculous. We have to tell the kids we've separated.
6) asleep

They're still asleep.
7) neat

Okay, a road trip in this neat old car
8) upset

Maybe I'm upset about my golf swing
9) fascinating

No, I do. Your work is fascinating.
10) laden

Oh, honey, relax. Since we caught bin laden,
11) rid

Than getting rid of an unwanted guest.
12) nervous

You're making me nervous.
13) innocent

There are other people involved--innocent people.
14) strict

But the airlines are a little strict,
15) excited

You were so excited to move back to the lane,
16) substitute

That's not true. I'm substitute teaching today.
17) drunk

It was easier when I was drunk.
18) weird

Well, there's a lot of weird stuff
19) loose

I'm telling you, that is one loose cannon.
20) sad

Don't be sad, Mrs. Delfino.
21) casual

(normal voice) it's casual Friday. (chuckles)
22) okay

You gonna be okay?
23) dear

Be a dear and grab it for me?

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