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00:43:16
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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Is he okay? He's covered in puke, which I'm hoping is--is his.
Like the tastiest little burrito in fairview.
(crowd chanting) keg stand! Keg stand! Keg stand! Keg stand!
And orson pretended to be a stubborn stain,
Because the, uh, postman left me gaby's water bill again.
Especially now that some lunatic knows.
Oh, here I am, dropping a turkey carcass
My son plays fireman on mine all the time.
They fend off loneliness with casual conversation.
It was the only bar mitzvah ever shut down by thepolice.
(chuckles) sweetie, I would love to,
To damage the self-esteem of a murderer.
And then we got hamburger and French fries
For 20 years, I had the same bedtime ritual.
Can I bum one?
Repression is, like, your thing.
Betty cunningham--who hired a stripper to teach her
I guess you figured they were too young for meth?
Because suspicion can be a great trait in police work,
Let me cuff her. I have cuff. I brought 'em from home.
I accidentally took a case of soda from the supermarket,
Not the one by the airport that had the hepatitis scare.
In the divided world of the suburb,
And I gotta say, I really misjudge you.
Be thankful I shove that on your head.
Huh. Those of us who wander
I changed the sheets, shave my legs,
You scare me. What are you doing out so late?
A, uh, a dent can of food or an ugly shirt.
One that threaten to shatter the perfect life
And the women swore to keep the secret.
And orson pretend to be a stubborn stain,
Where she could be expose at any moment.
I was bounce around from relative to relative,
I deserve to be punished.
In the divide world of the suburbs,
Wow, you're really shake up.
And dump the kids at mccluskey's,
What do I have to do to get arrest here?
I refuse to be the bad guy all the time.
I swap it out. It's no charge.
(sighs) what are we celebrating?
They told me you assault a motorcycle cop.
I-i brush my teeth, and I'd go look at each kid sleeping,
Renee was charm by the new neighbor.
It was the only bar mitzvah ever shut down by thepolice.
Life is brutally simple.
And you do, but secretly, you wanna scream, "i hate you."
That they now want desperately to escape.
I accidentally took a case of soda from the supermarket,
We can eat afterwards if there are, you know, leftovers.
Step aside, kid.
My ass, but basically I need to be you by tonight.
Listen to me. My son is here somewhere,
It's obviously just a cruel prank,
I can definitely use you.
I don't think our ages are that far apart.
Previously on...
I-i still haven't figured out exactly what it is.
But sometimes mike and i like doing it in public.
But I'm quite involved with seniors myself.
Especially now that some lunatic knows.
You scared me. What are you doing out so late?
Actually, thereisone thing.
That was kind of advanced.
It's bad enough when we weren't even trying to have sex,
We finish the champagne, and later we try again?
And as far asheknows, so do I.
Even in our toughest times, it's what always held us together.
(loudly) no, no, your crinkled little smile
Ooh, an unsupervised party? Even better.
Like bree, I also received a menacing letter--
This is very upsetting,
And blatant misogyny, you can always watch a porno.
And orson pretended to be a stubborn stain,
We're all under stress. You know what's stressful?
I'm just annoyed
Let him sober up before we punish him.
An obscene letter.
Do you have any idea how embarrassing this is for me?
Be thankful I shoved that on your head.
With a pretty steep fine.
Not that shocked.
He asleep?
Well, if you don't mind harsh lighting
It's obviously just a cruel prank,
Guy who keeps the neat lawn on the block,
Who knew? Mike delfino, suburban dad,
And he's deaf.
Youneed to do. Get rid of chuck!
How come you're dressed so fancy?
You see, I had once committed a desperate act of my own.