Name: Faster, Princess! Kill! Kill!
Released: 2018-09-03
Cast: Abbi Jacobson, Eric André, Nat Faxon

1) bucktooth

Mention my buckteeth again
2) strumpet

I told you strumpet to stay off me block. Oh, Your Highness.
3) screwup

You're a screwup, too. What about that tax on yelling that you had?
4) quitter

I misspoke, Bean. You know how I said you were a failure and a quitter?
5) leprechaun

Maybe he is a leprechaun. He's dancing a jig.
6) executioner

That's an executioner joke.
7) solace

But my one solace is knowing I can return to my beautiful candy home.
8) poncho

Blood poncho! Get your blood poncho!
9) degenerate

that turned you from a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate
10) midwife

I'm a midwife. Excuse me for a moment.
11) pellet

Putting in the pellet, pouring in the vinegar.
12) peppermint

Then you must love peppermint swirlies und chocolate logs und sugarplums.
13) foresight

For outstanding bravery, foresight and wisdom,
14) broom

is that whole flying broom thing just an old wives' tale?
15) caramel

[Bean grunts] Caramel strips?
16) bum

More pow-pow on the bum-bum, please.
17) eater

Oh, we're more meat eater now.
18) stew

We've got this pot of stew here, and we can always add another cat. Mmm.

1) abduct

I've captured the witch who abduct those people in the woods,
2) imprison

after the witch imprison you for so many years.
3) kidnap

And then the witch kidnap you?
4) amuse

Amused by your wittle twousers.
5) beg

No! I beg you!
6) threaten

Sorry. I'm done threaten you.
7) roast

I was thinking roast.
8) steal

where this demented squirrel stole his shoe.
9) dare

Blasphemer! How dare you bring logic into God's house?
10) smell

God, what did they marinate you in, man? It smell out of this world.
11) screw

You screw up as a princess. You screw up as a nun.
12) pray

-What are we pray for now? -Oh, for...
13) laugh

Don't give away the game. When Germans laugh, people get nervous.
14) adopt

[Hansel] Nein, she adopt us und gave us candy, but not enough.
15) suppose

Gretel, no! We were suppose to grow old together and eat a family.
16) torture

Bean, you're a natural. And I've seen you torture.
17) kick

Man, I can't believe Dad kick us out.
18) burn

[yells] Jeez, it burn! This is all your fault!

1) intentionally

You did it. You finally killed someone, intentionally. I am so proud of you.
2) mentally

Don't be modest. You killed these mentally ill siblings fair and square.
3) foul

Stay sharp, son. It might go foul.
4) hereby

I hereby award myself this medal for the extraordinary parenting
5) thereof

-This ain't about my impulse control. -Or lack thereof, tubby.
6) basically

then it's basically just human tragedy.
7) somewhere

Gotta start somewhere. Elfo, you coming?
8) apart

-Ah. -Where she was ripped apart
9) alone

-Oh, yeah. -Don't leave me alone with her!
10) sometimes

[Elfo] Bean, don't feel bad. Sometimes being an adult
11) finally

You did it. You finally killed someone, intentionally. I am so proud of you.
12) instead

but instead of looking for him, I could just hire you.
13) forward

Princess Tiabeanie, step forward.
14) recently

this house has recently been licked by an elf.
15) late

Sister Tiabeanie, you're late again!
16) actually

You know what? This isn't so bad. No, no, no. This is actually good.
17) inside

Come, the candy inside tastes much better. Less bird droppings.
18) along

Move along! You're bad for business.

1) bucktoothed

I can't believe he called you a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate.
2) demented

where this demented squirrel stole his shoe.
3) pampered

You're a pampered, irresponsible layabout!
4) centrifugal

You can do it, Bean. Just use the force. Centrifugal force.
5) solemn

This is a goddamn solemn occasion, so shut the hell up, all right?
6) irresponsible

You're a pampered, irresponsible layabout!
7) roasted

-Okay, uh, chicken. -Fried or roasted?
8) rewarding

[Bean] As rewarding as it is to kill people,
9) dummy

Don't be a dummy bear. Elf is dessert meat. It's still cooking.
10) wee

[exhales] Now it's just me and the wee ones.
11) fried

-[stammers] All right, fried? -I... [sighs]
12) spinal

and I'll use them to bite out your spinal cord.
13) modest

Don't be modest. You killed these mentally ill siblings fair and square.
14) awful

You saved my life and rid me of that awful curse.
15) delicious

Whatever it is, it's delicious.
16) nervous

Mining makes me nervous.
17) innocent

nothing feels better than sparing the life of one innocent person.
18) precious

It'd be taking precious food out of the mouths of your kids.

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