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00:26:27
Laura Dern, Justin Long, Bill Burr
135
Aw, you two lovebird did stay together.
those quitter in Washington wouldn't let them finish,
Murphy! I told you to stay away from my sister, you goddamn turd fucker.
[Sue] Who was that sweet guy who always wore that beret?
We've gone four months without a single tarmac death. [giggles]
♪ Singing in a honky tonk cafe ♪
-This is police brutality. -[Frank] My daughter's on that float.
these sky warriors have returned with honor, valor,
Yes, mein Führer.
You're a fucking embarrassment, you know that? Get out!
so now I've got a five-year lump sum severance package
One more baby's not going to knock us off our stride.
Sweetheart, you've got lots of time.
Don't want any creep busting into it and you know...
[Jim] Let's give a big salute to the young fighting men
Get you patriotic bullshit made in Taiwan by children without options.
The carrot are whirled to crispness by this amazing--
♪ And singing this refrain ♪
The carrots are whirl to crispness by this amazing--
A hundred and fifty strong and proudly dedicate to the struggle for equal--
And anyway, I invent the Salad Tosser.
I warn you to stay away from her, Murphy.
Don't want any creeps bust into it and you know...
Sorry I bother you.
Just hope nobody steal that one.
'Cause if either of you two boys mess this day up for me
A lady of the night refuse payment. She just wanted to smell my T-shirt.
[Frank] You respect that flag that's nail to that fence.
Jeffrey, people like that need to be eliminate.
I'm looking at it. Now shut up and sit the fuck down.
How am I suppose to go from dead soldiers
He shot up his house. Why would he do that?
You just kick a boy in a wheelchair.
If I ignore the little things, where would we be?
Nancy got her braces caught in a chain-link fence,
I guess you must have a lot of time on your hands now that you lost your job.
Sue, can I be brutally honest?
and genetically enhanced dolphins.
whatever it is, and I'll get those flight lessons someday.
And the kids are practically grown now.
He's legally blind with glasses.
She's truly an inspiration to women everywhere.
Sometimes it's easy to fly off the handle but hard to say what you really feel.
Nice to finally meet you.
With something extra added to the soda.
Ooh, wait, I almost forgot my flyers.
And then baby Bill came along.
[chuckles] Believe you me, they will move and they will move fast.
and have a great time all together as a family.
Mom, that was 12 years ago.
Yeah, Mom, it's the greatest thing ever. It's on TV all the time.
He sure did. He was funny. Always with the joke.
[Sue] Who was that sweet guy who always wore that beret?
Mama works hard for you.
That's not how the transitive property in math works, Dad.
and a tenacious strain of gonorrhea.
[Jim] Here's the exquisite Henrietta Van Horne
-That's ridiculous. -So is having a kid at 40.
Here are the delightful elephants from the Diddling Brothers Circus.
Get you patriotic bullshit made in Taiwan by children without options.
♪ You're about to go insane ♪
I am relaxed, and I am having fun, okay?
Huh. Thanks for the beer, dumb-ass. [chuckles]
Why would I be upset about the baby coming?
I'm excited about today.
Frank, he's just being protective 'cause I'm pregnant.
Ooh, must be tough, huh?
it's a stupid refrigerator box.
It's okay. The plan for today was--
Stop being so obvious.
He's legally blind with glasses.
How would you like to hear about a new and exciting kitchen product?