Name: Summer Vacation
Released: 2018-12-16
Cast: Laura Dern, Justin Long, Bill Burr

1) entendre

Repulsed by my double entendre?
2) louse

Especially these ones, they're full of lice and Chinese newspapers.
3) hearse

More like a hearse for my soul.
4) turd

who craps golden turd and treats his wife like dirt.
5) indigestion

No! I got indigestion from that truck tire you called a steak.
6) stench

clean the hell out the place, get that Murphy stench on it,
7) tongs

You were gonna deliver a baby with barbecue tongs?
8) beak

I think there was a beak in there.
9) ostrich

Hey, look, kids, an ostrich farm!
10) vow

is an expression of how serious I took our vow on our wedding day,
11) poop

so if you have to pee, puke or poop, you do it out the window.
12) sweetheart

Sweetheart, I'm decent enough to keep my family far away from us.
13) bullshit

Fucking bullshit stories about some bottomless bag of fish,
14) catcher

"Pay mouse catcher 200 dollars."
15) toss

We need to practice ring toss every moment we get.
16) mosquito

Mom, I'm getting bit by mosquito. Can we go inside?
17) asshole

-[chuckles] You're an asshole. -I know.
18) thief

That place is full of a thousand thieves all sharing one set of teeth.

1) shove

We shove it down.
2) drown

Oh, my God. Is that where I almost drown?
3) rig

This game is rig against you.
4) asshole

Otto! The frosting is melting, you asshole!
5) swear

Sue, I swear to God, if your dad doesn't stop undermining me,
6) behave

for the horrible way I behave at the softball game.
7) owe

Okay. I owe you an explanation.
8) peg

Oh, I had that Tricky Dick peg
9) curse

Our whole family's curse.
10) steal

Frank's been steal them from me for years. And I miss them.
11) hack

I hack up the Van de Camp family in 1926.
12) punch

Talking like that is why people punch you.
13) crap

who crap golden turds and treats his wife like dirt.
14) organize

Didn't you ever play organize sports?
15) screw

We're screw, aren't we?
16) survive

she survive a fucking war zone without you.
17) bean

Looks like getting bean by Chet was the best thing that ever happened to her.
18) involve

and getting all involve with Nguyen-Nguyen

1) properly

The fruits of properly planning out a family, son.
2) truly

and I just want to say how really truly sorry I am
3) slow

♪ Koo-koo Asians going slow ♪
4) certainly

Oh, he was certainly not as tall and handsome as you are.
5) alone

We're alone now. You can tell us.
6) fucking

God, would it fucking kill you to give me one day of sunshine?
7) forward

Great, something to look forward to.
8) especially

Especially these ones, they're full of lice and Chinese newspapers.
9) almost

Oh. So it's funny to you that Chet almost broke Ginny's face.
10) inside

Mom, I'm getting bit by mosquitos. Can we go inside?
11) along

We're closed. Run along.
12) enough

Sweetheart, I'm decent enough to keep my family far away from us.
13) later

And later in life, we take it out on someone else.
14) far

Sweetheart, I'm decent enough to keep my family far away from us.
15) else

And later in life, we take it out on someone else.
16) ago

Ha! If you knew that, you would have left five hours ago!
17) ever

Looks like getting beaned by Chet was the best thing that ever happened to her.
18) least

At least with your daughter you are.

1) shifty

Shifty, unshaven, sweating like a whore in church.
2) bottomless

Fucking bullshit stories about some bottomless bag of fish,
3) unshaven

Shifty, unshaven, sweating like a whore in church.
4) nonviolent

Yes. How very nonviolent of you.
5) stale

some guy walking on water with those stale wafers.
6) helpless

Oh, his wife, who you think is so helpless.
7) undercover

Yeah, confirmed by that undercover cop in that bus station bathroom!
8) appalachian

Big thick Appalachian steaks!
9) stuffed

Kid, a stuffed bear ain't gonna solve that.
10) upset

Yes, he so upset, he torture himself by watching Jane Fonda movie.
11) fabulous

He's living a fabulous life in Miami with his roommate Jeremy!
12) decent

Sweetheart, I'm decent enough to keep my family far away from us.
13) liable

she's liable to say all kinds of crazy shit.
14) romantic

So does that mean that we can be romantic again?
15) thick

Big thick Appalachian steaks!
16) stupid

I do! I'm stupid, remember?
17) tall

Oh, he was certainly not as tall and handsome as you are.
18) okay

-Frank, I'm-- -It's okay, you're panicking.

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