Name: A Tale of Two Santas
Released: 2017-05-30

1) crumple

with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
2) louse

Huddled together in fear, like lice in a burning wig.
3) oof

Oof!
4) mobster

Mobsters beating up a shopkeeper for protection money.
5) tinsel

In all the tinsel and terror of the holiday season...
6) cadaver

Bring it on, Santa! That bloodthirsty cadaver junkie can't touch us...
7) shopkeeper

Mobsters beating up a shopkeeper for protection money.
8) nutter

These letters are real butt nutter. Listen to this one.
9) whiz

Gee whiz, Santa.
10) luau

Chanukah Zombie's having a luau at the B'nai B'rith. You comin'?
11) omen

- An omen? - Dinner.
12) boar

Sacred boar of Western and Eastern Samoa...
13) moron

I don't know, moron. Suppose I bend 'em?
14) intruder

Holy night! Intruders!
15) bathtub

Ah, bathtub eggnog.
16) plunge

today took the plunge into a river of liquid ammonia.
17) shin

- Go for the shin! - Aah! Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow!
18) gee

Gee whiz, Santa.

1) awfully

# We are getting awfully tired and we can't work any faster #
2) freshly

freshly baked into our memories...
3) hereby

Santa Claus, I hereby sentence you...
4) apart

In my day, Xmas was supposed to bring people together, not blow them apart.
5) nearly

# Now it's very nearly Xmas #
6) exactly

Exactly as naughty!
7) especially

Especially for Bender.
8) late

I'm running late, and if I don't complete my brutal rampage...
9) enough

as long as we're not stupid enough to leave this building.
10) often

we too often underestimate that murderous brute...
11) together

In my day, Xmas was supposed to bring people together, not blow them apart.
12) usually

I don't know. Usually when I do stuff like this, the ship moves.
13) ever

- We brought you mail. - Don't you ever knock?
14) sure

Sure, but who's gonna do anything about it?
15) least

At least they understand you. You know what I'm saying?
16) hard

We're pushing as hard as we can.
17) again

- Now we can make toys again. - Toys! Toys! Toys!
18) too

This guy's too trustworthy. What's his angle?

1) deactivated

Deactivated robot walking!
2) murderous

we too often underestimate that murderous brute...
3) bulletproof

- Thanks be I had these bulletproof shutters installed.
4) unrealistic

This creates an unrealistic standard of beauty.
5) futuristic

Wait a second. Maybe your futuristic Xmas isn't so rotten, after all.
6) sober

# We are free and fairly sober #
7) doomed

Oh, we're doomed! Every year we're doomed.
8) ashamed

I just hope that dumb chicken is ashamed of himself.
9) inferior

# And they're made from inferior wood #
10) welcoming

Oh, look. A cute little welcoming party.
11) sore

# And though you're cold and sore and ugly #
12) sour

Eww! It went sour!
13) rotten

After all the good we tried to do, Xmas turned out as rotten as ever.
14) awful

Awful. Let's read some more. "Dear Santa..."
15) dumb

I just hope that dumb chicken is ashamed of himself.
16) brutal

I'm running late, and if I don't complete my brutal rampage...
17) triple

# Then you'll all work triple shifts #
18) stupid

as long as we're not stupid enough to leave this building.

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