Name: Anthology of Interest II
Released: 2017-05-30

1) meatball

The cruel meatball of war has-a rolled onto our laps...
2) barf

I'll tell you why I brought you here, you twice-baked barf bags!
3) nacho

Oh, my God! I bet I can eat nacho and go to the bathroom at the same time.
4) madman

He's a madman!
5) invader

Invaders, possibly from space!
6) poop

Oh, blithery poop, my cowardly lobster!
7) slug

No slug or tokens!
8) moderation

Good-bye, moderation!
9) toaster

I've already tested it by turning the toaster into a raccoon.
10) lad

And you, lad, all you need is a brain.
11) rumor

Mr. Fry, rumor has it that you know the secrets of the video game "Chance."
12) donkey

Monkeys aren't donkey. Quit messing with my head!
13) lobster

Oh, blithery poop, my cowardly lobster!
14) aunt

to live in poverty with your dirt-farming, teetotaling aunt and uncle.
15) courage

But if you have extra courage, I'd haul it away for you maybe?
16) excuse

I've heard worse excuse to drink. Oops!
17) flesh

flesh and bone turn to minerals.
18) shame

Cover your shame, mon!

1) beseech

Oh, great machine, we beseech thee...
2) invent

Good news, everyone! I've invent a way...
3) resemble

# We resemble but are legally distinct #
4) abandon

As an alien who was abandon on Earth...
5) shrink

But if this cape shrink, consider your species extinct!
6) rename

- You mean that Yellow Brick Road? - The City Council rename it in 1975.
7) steal

No, you stole them. We saw you!
8) settle

Okay then, that settle that.
9) deserve

I deserve the Nobel Prize.
10) smell

Have you smell his loincloth lately?
11) defeat

You are defeat! Instead of shooting where I was...
12) assure

It's working. Victory is assure.
13) belong

All your base are belong to us.
14) grill

Hey, you like grill cheese?
15) tune

Stay tune for more...
16) adopt

You wanna get adopt, you little skank?
17) herald

uh, herald a new dawn in human/robot relations, yes.
18) shoot

you should have shot at where I was going to be.

1) legally

# We resemble but are legally distinct #
2) hereby

but you are hereby kicked out of the Academy of Science!
3) apparently

Geez, apparently the phrase "tone it down"doesn't exist on this planet.
4) possibly

Invaders, possibly from space!
5) twice

I'll tell you why I brought you here, you twice-baked barf bags!
6) truly

Truly you have lived more in your one week of being human...
7) sometimes

and sometimes that makes me very sad.
8) instead

You are defeated! Instead of shooting where I was...
9) fine

There. I've finished fine-tuning my "What lf" machine.
10) enough

Not enough of it. Need some from what's-his-name.
11) quick

We hit someone! Quick, back into the ship!
12) though

No, it just moved. I'm not getting good reception on it, though.
13) far

Then without further stalling for time...
14) fast

It's moving too fast! Oh, I could never get the last one.
15) together

Nonsense! Now click your big honking boots together three times...
16) else

Who else has a question for the "What lf" machine?
17) ago

About twelve hours ago when the party started.
18) ever

the first robot ever turned into a human!

1) teetotaling

to live in poverty with your dirt-farming, teetotaling aunt and uncle.
2) forgetful

Great and, uh, forgetful!
3) bloated

for loosing this bloated man-ball upon the world...
4) stale

Just like stale marshmallows!
5) extinct

But if this cape shrinks, consider your species extinct!
6) plausible

That's so plausible I can't believe it.
7) ignorant

Good evening, ignorant pigs.
8) cruel

The cruel meatball of war has-a rolled onto our laps...
9) ninth

Well, sir, I spent all of ninth grade studying them...
10) delicious

Wock-a, wock-a, wock-a, wock-a! Mmm, delicious!
11) distinct

# We resemble but are legally distinct #
12) alternate

Who wants the machine to show them an alternate reality?
13) sad

and sometimes that makes me very sad.
14) acceptable

- Would that be acceptable? - I guess so.
15) okay

Bender, it's okay to be proud, but don't be a showoff.
16) proud

Bender, it's okay to be proud, but don't be a showoff.
17) reverse

using a process I call reverse fossilization.
18) accurate

accurate to within one-tenth of a plausibility unit.

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