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00:21:39
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
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A whole busload of 'em!
than being a big, grump grump to everyone all the time.
Figure something out, knucklehead!
Hot tamale! It's a jackpot!
My name's honest Dipper, and, unlike my cheating uncle,
with no regard for human decency.
I wish this was an exclamation point to show how excited I am.
I'm gonna get an ulcer from your lollygagging!
The chip-flavored cracker!
you'll see many wondrous roadside attractions.
Thanks for taking me to the mystery shack, daddy.
is giving me a burning sensation.
What the heck do you think you're doing?
Ladies and gentlemen, Stan Pines is poise
Glittery signs attract tourists! Also large birds.
You shut your yaps!
If you throw money at him he dances.
No way! I bet you'd make way more money being nice
They taste just like chips!
Mabel, I capture something!
What? How did he get out of his lock cage?!
But if you lose,
He was stress out,
Grunkle Stan, whatever happen to "Please" And "Thank you"?
I guess it means you're right about the way I run my business.
Okay, guys, it's time to prove that nice bosses finish first.
Meanwhile, I've seen
Apparently that word can make you money.
Ahh. This line is taking forever.
Don't worry. He's gotta leave eventually.
It nearly killed me getting him into that cage.
Finally! Time to show Stan how a real mystery hunter does it!
instead of lying to people for a living?
Actually, it's not your turn yet--
It's kind of nice to be back, ya know?
and everything will work out fine.
Thank you! See you soon!
Grunkle Stan, you've gone too far this time!
No! Everything else here is fake!
Now here's my remorseful dance
This is a real paranormal beast.
so I told him to take a soothing nature walk.
Be amazed at the only known photo
Well, I just made two people go insane.
You have all these dumb fake exhibits in the shack.
These are legitimate questions.
I wish this was an exclamation point to show how excited I am.
You have all these dumb fake exhibits in the shack.
Loving life.
start being a little bit tough around here.
For example, "May I blank have that?"
Ah, look at this, dear.