Name: Boyz Crazy
Released: 2016-09-27
Cast: Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal

1) dat.

Oh, yeah. True dat.
2) oof

Ow! Oof! Ow! Hey! Dang, girl!
3) chub

Trying hard not to let my brain explode. I've always wanted to meet you guys! But what was the deal with that scary chub-chub man?
4) pout

Terrible show! What is wrong with you boys? You barely even sold out the arena! And Deep Chris, you call that a pout?
5) dipper

Dipper?
6) salve

Hmm. Should I go with lip balm or lip salve?
7) ravine

Women! They're the real mystery, Dip. You ruin their date, drive their hippie boyfriend's van into a ravine, and somehow you're the "bad guy".
8) dork

Am I! Later, dork! Catch you on the rewind! I made that up.
9) rewind

Am I! Later, dorks! Catch you on the rewind! I made that up.
10) trough

Mable's our girl, girl. She puts pizza in our food trough.
11) hamster

That is one big hamster tube! Someone's coming!
12) liar

No, we're not all good. I don't care about the messages! You said you wrote that song for me. And I actually thought it was sweet, you big liar!
13) balm

Hmm. Should I go with lip balm or lip salve?

1) meddle

No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have meddle in Wendy's personal life. She probably hates me now.
2) entertain

(singing) Keeps me entertain with string.
3) swear

Uh, there's a message in there, I swear!
4) freak

Stocking meat for the Apocalypse, doodly-doo. We're all gonna die! (normal) What's with the pacing, kid? You look even more freak out than usual.
5) steal

Uh, money! Money we stole!
6) shake

The music industry was shake today at the news that boy band king, Ergman Bratsman, has been arrested.
7) arrest

The music industry was shaken today at the news that boy band king, Ergman Bratsman, has been arrest.
8) destroy

Ah, chin up, kid, you were trying to do the right thing. Even though you destroy a relationship and part of my car.
9) kick

You kick those lying shorties out
10) lie

Wendy! Stop! Robbie's been lying to you!
11) burn

That fool's makin' my eyes burn straight painful! I'm gonna stare that fool down!
12) ignore

Road safety laws, prepare to be ignore!
13) escape

I can't believe those boys escape from their cage! You there!

1) insanely

I know, I'm just so insanely talented.
2) aggressively

Oh, no! They're aggressively dancing at us! Mable's gone mad with power!
3) darn

You're darn right I do! And we're gonna get to the bottom of it! Right after I get to the bottom of this brown meat! It's apocalycious!
4) genetically

He genetically engineered us to be the perfect boy band, G.
5) barely

Terrible show! What is wrong with you boys? You barely even sold out the arena! And Deep Chris, you call that a pout?
6) somehow

Women! They're the real mystery, Dip. You ruin their date, drive their hippie boyfriend's van into a ravine, and somehow you're the "bad guy".
7) somewhere

They must be around here somewhere. I'll find those boys if I have to turn this town upside down.
8) forever

(whispering) I could play this game forever.
9) eventually

Don't worry, guys, he has to give up eventually. Hey, in the meantime you could stay here with us!
10) alone

Are you serious? Right now? What is wrong with guys? You only think about yourselves! All of you should just leave me alone.
11) finally

This is it, girls! You're finally going to meet the five cutest boys in the world. Dipper's gonna eat his words that boy bands are "fake!"
12) instead

Are you kidding me? First you stand me up last night, and instead of apologizing you want me to go to Lookout Point?
13) outside

So when do we get to go outside?

1) fingerless

Hey is this the fingerless glove store? I like things that are dumb, I'm Robbie.
2) bonkers

Hi, guys. I'm sorry I went bonkers. A catchy song made me realize that you were right. Can you ever forgive me?
3) bloated

Dipper's right. They're just a manufactured product of the bloated, corporate music industry.
4) subliminal

You see, Dipper, music has subliminal mind-control hidden in it all the time.
5) reckless

(singing) He was evil, mean and reckless.
6) darn

Darn beautiful men! Always eating, eating out of my trash. Wait, what?
7) obsessed

Okay, girls, have you all practiced your obsessed boy band scream?
8) ashamed

Every one of you should be ashamed of yourselves!
9) dumb

Hey is this the fingerless glove store? I like things that are dumb, I'm Robbie.
10) brutal

But he keeps us in cages! That junk is straight brutal, girl.
11) gorgeous

Except for you, Leggy P, you were really on point tonight. Here ya go, gorgeous.
12) fake

Mable, you know all those boy bands are fake, right?
13) weird

All right, Robbie, I saw that weird CD. What the heck are you up to?

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