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00:44:11
Hugh Laurie, Omar Epps, Robert Sean Leonard
1878
And triteness kicks us in the nads.
but do you honestly think you'll collect a jarful by cleverly taunting them?
In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later,
CBC showed a normal differen-smear, bone marrow showed no...
would indicate the unreliability of the tests.
Wouldn't want to prescribe a lozenge if there's any doubt about its efficacy?
The kid's got abdominal pain. Maybe carcinoid?
- It's acute interstitial nephritis. - I wonder if that's significant.
What about arthritis? Accompanying vasculitis causes nerve damage.
If somebody was sick in the third-floor stairwell,
You think that God will smite him because of our insensitivity?
when your snot was still pale goldenrod.
and the muscles tense and spasm
So how are we doing on cotton swab today?
Treat him for sepsis, broad-spectrum antibiotics,
His creatinine is rising.
Your mucus was 'pale goldenrod.'
the human race would've died out eon ago.
Because he doesn't have gout. (MAKES POPPING SOUND)
Respiration becomes rapid and shallow.
if your pituitary and adrenal glands are working properly.
Viral heart infection. The intestine aren't getting enough blood,
We're in the right atrium,
Pupils dilate, arteries constrict,
Aggravated the condition.
Unless you ingest the colchicine through your contact lens solution
Ectopy. You must've irritate the heart wall.
You know, I'm entitle to a consult.
Working in this clinic obviously instill a deep sense of compassion.
Beauty often seduce us on the road to truth.
I should have deduce that meant it was sore.
You have a little birdie carve on your arm.
If I'm right, the antibiotics you prescribe
and secretions spit out of every gland,
The colchicine interfere with the ability of the heart muscle to contract,
You'd be curl up in bed with a bowl of chicken soup
But cells of different organs reproduce at different rates.
We survive because the remaining cells divide and replace the losses.
The simplest explanation is almost always that somebody screw up.
We survive because the remaining cells divide and replace the losses.
His kidneys are shut down.
This is what Brandon was suppose to get.
If we invite Sharon, we have to invite all the cousins.
so, obviously, you're gonna be in the lab. You spin the urine?
His immune system is shot. We need to get him into a clean room.
And triteness kick us in the nads.
It's a ludicrously long shot that explains every one of those symptoms
We foolishly ruled out lymphoma
If emotions made you act rationally, they wouldn't be called emotions, right?
And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun,
which, speaking medically, is when the fun stops.
to temporarily boost his white-blood-cell count.
The brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere,
Obviously, the girl is hot. You're not talking about her aesthetics.
Good. Because I thought maybe he was sick, but, apparently, he's not.
so, unfortunately, she's much too busy to deal with you.
Twice with Dan and Mike.
Just ordering some tests. Absolutely nothing to worry about.
Well, that certainly would be a concern.
Not nearly as many as die from doctor screw-ups,
I mean, I hope you got some specifics on exactly what was going on.
Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying,
Finally, sinus infection.
The pharmacist gave him gout medicine instead of cough medicine,
You might wanna block your ears for this, it's quite loud.
- You're half an hour late. - Busy caseload.
Because I have almost no interest in kissing you.
but working with people actually makes you a better doctor.
It's too soon to say they're not having an effect.
trying to catch the flow through the tricuspid valve.
CBC was unremarkable. Abdominal CT scan didn't show anything,
Gout? Uric acid crystals in the joints?
- It's acute interstitial nephritis. - I wonder if that's significant.
Does anyone think it's a testicular problem?
Do an exploratory laparotomy and find out what's in there.
- My fingers are numb. - FOREMAN: Try not to move.
if your pituitary and adrenal glands are working properly.
but you're incapable of kissing a little ass?
Intravenous levothyroxine is an artificial thyroid medication
like bad is good and phat is good?
- I don't even remember what you said. - I'm uncomfortable about sex.
CBC was unremarkable. Abdominal CT scan didn't show anything,
He has a sore throat.
He comes up with an insane idea, we get to pretend it's not?
who go all warm and fuzzy every time they pull a toy car out of a nose.
I have a bit of an upset stomach, too, and I think I'm running a fever.
Your mucus was 'pale goldenrod.'
HOUSE: Okay. Cardiac infection.
Viral heart infection. The intestines aren't getting enough blood,
with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology.
- I'm impressed. - Thank you. I was born to run gels.
the patient dies or the patient's immune system fights off the invader.