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00:43:44
Hugh Laurie, Omar Epps, Robert Sean Leonard
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The immunologist says I've got hay fever.
The internist sends her to a shrink. One shrink sends her to the next.
We don't even know how to treat it. Come on. Fumigation of the vagina?
- Haldol, five milligram, stat. - No. No. No.
heart disease, appendicitis and athlete's foot.
- an antibiotic like ampicillin? - Clever, but she's not on ampicillin.
The neurologist tells me it's an aneurysm.
He has no discretion. 5.8 centimeter is past the surgical guidelines.
Your mom had a small pulmonary embolism,
except for schizophrenic and their children?
some beggar sheltering from the wind,
- and that would make them sad. - They'd put her someplace, too.
The lab says it's not strep, so we're done.
Because of the tremor, she cuts herself.
"No lemonade, but I'll take some hemlock if you've got it."
It also causes cirrhosis,
I'm sure he scoped for varices, checked her esophagus,
the groin pinch."
A DVT is a DVT. Put her on IV Heparin to prevent future clots.
It's called a deep vein thrombosis. Basically, a bigger clot.
And even if the cancer's in complete remission,
- Wilson's presents with cataract. - HOUSE: Yes, it does.
The kid feeds his mom a steady diet of booze,
Laser cauterize while it cuts, saves more liver.
Yeah. Well, he hates them, and he's fascinate by them.
The vitamin K caused the DVT and aggravate the liver,
- The body accumulate too much copper. - Oh...
No, I save that for emergencies. I told them she bled out two units
She spit in my face.
Also, for the last two months, she hasn't shave her legs.
If it wasn't for Socrates, that raving, untreated schizophrenic,
Actually, I was just gonna remind you, you owe me six clinic hours this week.
- It shrink the tumor temporarily. - How temporarily?
He knock her out.
- and he got her ampicillin. - Which she refuse to take.
- It exclude the diagnosis. - She's not schizophrenic?
- I'm being discharge. - I heard a rumor.
Shut up. Shut up, shut up.
FOREMAN: What was I suppose to do, tie her down?
I wondered if you recall running any tests...
Why am I wasting him on hiccups?" I wash before and after.
a soccer player. She got kick in the leg.
You won't talk to patients because they lie,
It also causes slight cirrhosis, which Dr. Chase attribute to alcohol.
Bergin has a right to know what he is operating on.
Well, that's how they teach it at Harvard Med. How hard, though?
makes for a spectacularly cooperative patient.
- She's awfully calm. - House wrote new orders.
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Oh. How terribly foolish of me, Doctor.
Presumably hospital business. How many patients...
I used it purely as a chemical restraint.
- It shrinks the tumor temporarily. - How temporarily?
Literally sucks them dry.
It's called a deep vein thrombosis. Basically, a bigger clot.
I told you we were doing okay. It was none of your business.
apart from juggling chain saws.
I couldn't possibly understand what this kid is going through.
Well, normally, I'd put on a festive hat
Well, you've certainly covered all the normal medical bases.
I know. She's not nearly as interesting anymore.
Exactly. Something changed in the last two months.
Would it be all right if we spoke alone for a while?
A young person, perhaps? How am I doing? Think I'm gonna get there?
Allison Cameron. It's nice to finally meet you.
It's the epiphyseal plate, otherwise known as the growth plate.
Is it that late?
- I almost killed her. - Good example.
Actually, I didn't. I've taken her off all medication.
"If there be rags enough,
It's the epiphyseal plate, otherwise known as the growth plate.
we wouldn't have the Socratic method, the best way of teaching everything,
Abnormal dopaminergic pathways in the brain do not cause blood clots.
She's immobile for long periods of time.
If it wasn't for Socrates, that raving, untreated schizophrenic,
why you're so fascinated by a woman with a bump in her leg.
If it wasn't for Socrates, that raving, untreated schizophrenic,
HOUSE: That must have been so frightening for you.
it's so sane, it's so rational.
Well, normally, I'd put on a festive hat
MAN ON RADIO: 38-year-old Caucasian woman.
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Oh. How terribly foolish of me, Doctor.
Happy birthday. Get the kid a damned ice cream cake.
Everything was normal, except for a prolonged PT time. Which means what?
You think that's lame?
Two months ago, she complained of a sore throat,
to express those ridiculous, self-centered teenage ideas.
That's privileged information.
Abnormal dopaminergic pathways in the brain do not cause blood clots.
and she's upset that I'm getting a sugarless cake.
It's a blood clot. What's so fascinating about that?
WILSON: Schizophrenics can make rational decisions.
It also causes slight cirrhosis, which Dr. Chase attributed to alcohol.