Name: Fifteen Percent
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) pantalone

but I can't find my pantalone."
2) cannoli

[Jay] I gotta lay off these cannoli. Hey, Dad.
3) microsuede

Really? What is it- suede, microsuede? Um-
4) lambskin

Some kind of lambskin? It's very soft, you know.
5) gracia

¡Gracias! You didn't need to do that.
6) pleat

Look at his pants- no pleat. I like pants like that.
7) bookie

I owe a bookie 20 G's, and he's a serious guy.
8) noche

And on the inside, it says, "Thank you for last noche,
9) hairdresser

- Put on a DVD. - Hairdresser Frederick Longmire denies he's responsible.
10) aftershave

Manny, are you wearing aftershave? Yes, for my date.
11) snowflake

♪ The snowflake button makes it cold, cold, cold ♪
12) shorty

That's weird, because your friend Shorty there- gay as they come.

1) displease

You said you were displease, but that's hardly going medieval.
2) kiddin

You gotta be kiddin'. Mm-mmm. No.
3) colore

[Announcer] Angela says, after he colore her hair- Nice.
4) hangin

Hey, Mitch, how they hangin'? Hey, Mitch.
5) offend

I wasn't offend by it. Well- [Exhales] I am.
6) apologize

Okay. Phil, I apologize for breaking the world's worst remote...
7) owe

you owe me an apology for breaking that.
8) marry

What are you talking about- gay? The guy used to be married.
9) bother

You're completely bother by the flowers.
10) upset

It upset you too much.
11) acknowledge

before he finally acknowledge it.
12) deny

- Put on a DVD. - Hairdresser Frederick Longmire denies he's responsible.
13) microwave

- What are you doing? - I'm microwaving them so they look bad again.

1) calmly

[Calmly] Haley. Okay. Uh, let's see.
2) loudly

Oh! [Both Kiss Loudly]
3) overly

overly complicated things in the house...
4) quietly

[Quietly] Don't cry.
5) loud

I never said this out loud before to anyone.
6) hardly

You said you were displeased, but that's hardly going medieval.
7) somehow

I don't know what happened. They just, uh, somehow lost their vigor.
8) anymore

[Jay] So he says to his wife, "You don't love me anymore?"
9) seriously

Seriously? Yeah.
10) anyway

That's what I believe anyway, and I will till the day I die.
11) ahead

Just bring the club back. Go ahead. All right?
12) exactly

you're not exactly the best student.
13) completely

You've never been completely accepting of me.

1) ejector

It's a good thing Lily doesn't have an ejector seat.
2) displeased

Excuse me. I said "very displeased." And I used my cowboy voice, so-
3) strang

Right after one of the strang golf lessons of my life.
4) hunky

It's- It's a hunky Antonio Banderas type in silk boxers.
5) cocky

Face! Don't get all cocky, Phil.
6) disrespectful

That's a little disrespectful to you.
7) quadruple

His heart- boom! Quadruple bypass. [Others Laughing]
8) insulting

That's why you came here? Dad, it's just more than a little insulting.
9) lousy

Turns out what he is is a lousy gambler,
10) obsessed

I am so obsessed with this whole vampire thing right now.
11) awkward

Why create an awkward situation? That's all I'm saying.
12) jealous

The football players were so jealous, they wouldn't even let me and my buddies-
13) adorable

I think it's adorable that Manny has a date.

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